October 32

The last day of October celebrated by the lowest of all IQs.

mother: happy october 32
you: big brain

by epicgamerhahah October 28, 2019

October 18th

October 17th is national shut the fuck up day for all the annoying ass Snapchat girls that post urban dictionary picture of give you a hug day or sweatshirt day

Hey it’s October 18th so shut the fuck up

by Daddysnapchatsksksk October 17, 2019

October 5

This is the day the biggest foodies are born on. Extroverts, class clowns and the Aunty of their friend groups are born on this very day. Not gonna lie but people born on the 5th October are really hot ;) Quite insecure people, I must say. They can be very studious and playful at the same time.

Someone born in October 5: “I don’t like how I look :(”
Everyone else: “You’re insecure, don’t know what for”

by keehoho August 31, 2020

October 27

You can smack your best friend

I smacked my best friend on October 27

by Hunt YEET October 26, 2019

October 22nd

October 22nd is international hate Sara day !

— I hate Sara.
— Me too! Happy October 22nd!

by baekmetric October 22, 2019

October 7

Kiss your gf/bf

Kiss your bf or gf because it’s October 7th

by ĪheUrbanDictionary October 6, 2020

october 4

the biggest Hamilton and Fnaf fans were born

person a: yo who’s that?
person b: oh don’t talk to them. They were born on october 4

by bunny head bitch January 3, 2022