by P0rnMonk October 15, 2007
The Daniel is of Italian-Barbaric decent. This creature has demonstrated to be typically attracted to females of usually the same species whom range between 200lbs to >9000lbs of body weight. The Daniel preys on other mammals typically twice its own size in surface area and has shown to be uninterested in any female that does not match up to his mating standards.
by Nac.I.Xem June 18, 2009
A girlfriend is a type of girl who crys to there boyfriend every 2 minutes about the most stupidest shit. The boys could stand it at first, but then start to get really annoyed by it. Then they decided to dump the girls there with, and then the girls get pissed and block them on social media. And all their friends block you too. So never get a girlfriend if know they be loyal.
by Goat111 August 06, 2018
Platonic friend of the female sex, accompanies her 'boy'friend out with the sole intention of helping him have sex with another woman. In the event of extreme intoxication or emergency the 'wing' title can be removed for a period no longer than one hour.
by BDiddy0420 March 29, 2011
A self absorbed, selfish wondercunt whose sole purpose in life is to now ensure you don't have any future relationship with your kids whilst maintaining absolute self assuredness that you were the reason for her downfall and that you should burn in the depths of hell, but in most instances should still be 'helping' her out when required.
It's been 12 months and I'm still receiving your post and CCJ's for your fcuked up business linked to our house... your my ex-girlfriend sort your shit out bitch!!!
by Dadmisseshisons2708 September 03, 2018
That man-beast has to be willy's girlfriend!
by Lead_Ballz October 01, 2004