cock and bullshit story

1. A fabricated or highly exaggerated story intended to deceive.

2. A made up story or an exaggerated story, especially if someone sales it as being true.

I don't want to hear another cock and bullshit story about how you don't front.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant May 7, 2009

Chicken Shit Bullshit

Harmless shenanigans pestering only the Tourettes Guy.

Tourette's Guy: I ain't got time for this chicken shit bullshit!
Richard Cheese: Yeah, well that's because you are crazy and you have Tourette's Syndrome.
Tourette's Guy: What the fuck are you talking about?

by Richard Penis roger February 19, 2010

Big Book of Bullshit

A term to use when someone is clearly full of bullshit.

Person 1 : "The sky is green!"
Person 2: "Where'd you get that from, the big book of bullshit?"

by jag928 June 7, 2011

quasi-intelligent bullshit

an explanation, excuse, or presentation created through the knowledge of quasi-related topics to give the impression of being knowledgeable on a specific subject. Common tactic of the bullshit artist and other intelligent lairs

I forgot to read the textbook chapter and my teacher called on me, so I so I made some quasi-intelligent bullshit out of the previous chapter and some random knowledge I had.

by 0ld_W1seman December 2, 2015

Third Lap Bullshit

When all the shit goes down on the third lap in Mario Kart. The kind of shit that drops you from 1st to 8th because someone got a blue shell and used it while you were in mid-air.

I almost got 1st in all 4 races, but some Third Lap Bullshit happened on Rainbow Road.

by BobOmbWill December 30, 2014

bullshit bastion

a strat in overwatch were you go bastion and find most bullshit places to camp

lets try bullshit bastion

by Alex The Atomic August 6, 2016

bullshit lier

when somebody chronically over exagerates everything.

"Dude there is like mountains of cloths on your floor!"

"Whatever man you are a bullshit lier."

by BN (BOSS) October 19, 2009