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It’s Not Netflix

A general response to why something isn’t done. Inspired by people who ignore normal adult responsibilities in favor of binging Netflix, or other streaming, content.
Bob: Why hasn’t Karen salted the driveway at all this winter? The snow and ice would be totally gone if she had!
Alice: Well, you know, It’s Not Netflix
by BinaryHackerMan February 8, 2021
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The Netflix Syndrome

The Netflix syndrome occurs when storywriters try pushing Representation movements (such as LGBTQ+, BIPOC, etc. ) instead of following the original story/ script. As a result, The piece of media comes off as inaccurate or with several unexplained plot holes.
-Did you know that Velma from Scooby Doo is a lesbian in the most recent show?
- Wow! That's literally the netflix syndrome!
by Alexandru Ioan Cuza January 10, 2024
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Netflix and Coat

When an act of chivalry is misconstrued as coming on to someone.
When I held the door open, I didn't mean anything by it, I was just being polite, but they said I want to netflix and coat.
by WeweeSankido June 25, 2016
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Netflixing

When you watch an entire season of a series or finish the series in one sit down and in one day. A perfect excuse for missing a commitment.
"I'm sorry but I can not go to the party because tonight I am Netflixing"
by Flansalomonchi May 10, 2016
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Netflixing

yeah, I spent my day Netflixing
by ilovedevereauxk February 9, 2020
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netflix and sad

When you thought tonight might be netflix and chill but it wasn't. And you are so used to it that you don't even get netflix and angry anymore and you couldn't netflix and sleep because of the sadness. See also married netflix and chill.
What's the matter? Didn't you netflix and chill last night?
No last night was netflix and sad.

Tough break, buddy.
by hazelnutbiscotti July 2, 2018
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netflix and destroy

watching netflix and destroying pussy
maddy likes to netflix and destroy
by jimmy stevan October 26, 2016
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