one for Jeff

A way of taking two of something when you're only being offered one

Like When Jeff comes to your house and you say have a beer

by El Guapo March 31, 2005

Crapitol One

The worst commercial on television.
Always ending with the line; What's in your wallet?

Gregory: I'm trying to watch the game but this stupid commercial comes up.
Constance: Crapitol One right?
Gregory: Yeah.

by GregNelson29 April 26, 2023

no plus ones

Often seen on a party invite (usually followed by -"there will be a list"), giving instruction that no uninvited people are allowed to attend apart from that one person everyone knows but doesn't really know to come to a party.
he'll be at every party and it will inevitable that he will come.

hey guys come to my party!
no plus ones, there will be a list

but then this fearless youth will arrive uninvited and he will not be asked to leave

by THEIPMAN May 9, 2011

Seventy one

A Seventy one is done while performing the Sixty Nine and one of the Participants put two of their fingers in the other person's ass.

The other day I caught Bill and Jill doing the Seventy one.

by moorebounce February 17, 2010

two in the one

Pooping in a urinal

Steer clear of the bathroom by the football field, Dave dropped a two in the one.

by SteveRules December 13, 2008

One Handian

1) A one handian is a mistake who has one hand

-They also like to stroke their pp to black bbc boys named Daquavion woods

Wow! Do you see that one handian he just gave a wicked fingering to my step grandma! Radical dude

by DaQuavion Woods December 12, 2022

have one

This is a shorthand for the overused expression, "Have a good one," (derived from the even more overused expression "Have a good day") and is slowly catching on to be much more hip!

As I drop my friend off and he leaves the car, I shout "Have one!"

He replies, "Word...later!"

by Robintexas December 24, 2008