detouring yourself in the mushroom truck

Slang for beating off in a dirty or generally disgusting bathroom stall.

Don't ever be detouring yourself in the mushroom truck when John walks in. It won't be pretty.

by Gafoto January 16, 2008

Mushroom Tip

The head of a penis.

Vas deferens

The man's mushroom tip went flaccid when he saw the festering sore on Tony's rectum.

penis

by Frosteetoes September 7, 2014

feel like mushrooms

Hung over; tired; shortened version of "feel like shitake mushrooms", which is an attempt to say "feel like shit" without technically saying 'shit'

You don't look too good today.

Yeah, man, I feel like mushrooms

by Y-Ganger November 5, 2007

butt mushrooms

The cellulite filled poc marks on an old womans ass. They somewhat resemble a bag of cottage cheese.

"Your mom has serious butt mushrooms".

by Victoria the most beautiful gothic girl in the Universe September 2, 2006

mushroom

A mushroom is an enormous/fat human being with a head shaped slightly abnormal, and a hairstyle which seems to differ from others and resembles a particular type of fungus/mushroom,and their nose seems to be physically misplaced and gigantic.(sometimes it may seem slightly crooked)

"ThAt GiRl Is a HuGe mUsHrOoM!"

by alistar May 13, 2005

mushroom helmet

The end part of a mans penis which is so hardand sore it eventually looks like a mushroom.

Me -"CRIST! Look at that germans bell!"
My bro -"Mushroom helmet!"
*everyone watching german porn laughs*

by GirlSkater May 2, 2004

mushroomface

The face a person makes when they are laughing so hard on a scale of one to ten they are at 11.

Stu ate so many magic mushrooms he cracked up and got mushroomface

by CaptainAwesome666 January 11, 2011