mullet merchant

An extremely irritating breed of people (specifically teenage males) whom adopt a mullet. Other than this obvious physical characteristic, they are identifiable by behaviours such as crowding around the PureGym bench for hours and attending private school.

Jason: “How come you were at the gym for so long?”
Diego: “ Oh a group of fucking mullet merchant ls where using the benches.”
Jason: “Oh, I fucking hate them mullet merchants”

by Arbitratingurbtch March 7, 2024

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Food mullet

When you have a mouthful of food with the amazing combination of spicy in the back of your throat and sweet in the front

"Its business up front, party in the back"

That marinated pulled pork sandwich dipped in chipotle mayo gave me the ultimate food mullet"

by Sweet Maverick June 8, 2014

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Engineer's Mullet

Physics, Chemistry, Other shit Monti complains about in the front, party in the back

Hook - "Hey man, nice mullet bro"

Montana - "Fucking business idiot I'm an engineer, if I was in business I wouldn't be an engineer fuck. I have an engineer's mullet"

Hook - "Shit sorry forgot how sick you were pce"

by JMONEY^&e May 17, 2014

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Shag mullet

1; A layered hairstyle

2; To have sexual intercourse with a mullet

1; Man, I really want a shag mullet

2; Man I really want to shag a mullet

by Scrumpledevious8 March 23, 2022

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Halloween Mullet

When a house is decorated for Halloween with child friendly stuff at the Front yard and really scary stuff for adults at the backyard or in the house.

Did you visit the Hounted House at the Corner this Halloween? They had a Halloween Mullet! Cool Stuff for everyone!

by RokaFuchsbau July 10, 2020

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