Macroning

shitting while displaying fake bravado

He is macroning himself. He knows he's messed it up.

by Gulbargavi October 31, 2020

Microsoftian

A 'Microsoftian' view is one that only supports what is already desired; disingenuous and pretentious at the same time.

Can be applied outside Microsoft discussions.

Slang, offensive.

See also 'formwhoring'.

"Please select which program you use for office documents:
A Microsoft Office 2000
B Microsoft Office 97
C Microsoft Office Pro
D Microsoft ...
E Microsoft ...
F Microsoft ...
G Microsoft ..."

('Microsoftian' in that you can only choose 'Microsoft' from the list. This list does not allow users to select 'Star Office', 'Open Office', 'Applixware', etc., all of which are office software suites that are in current use but are also NOT Microsoft software.)

And

"He said he wanted Chinese take out, but his Microsoftian demeanor during discussions left us no choice but to get italian take-out."

by mmmna September 21, 2007

Micronut

An orgasm that occurs faster than a quickie, ideally in less than sixty seconds. It typically does not cause enough damage to require the changing of undergarments. It is often followed by a micronap.

Lauren offered Sal a hander, but he responded, "Sorry, that won't do, I only have time for a micronut."

"I don't have time for foreplay, but I'd sure take a micro."

by Kevin Muscoreil June 18, 2014

micropeen queen

The very rare category of man or woman who prefers or who is sexually attracted to very small penises, in other words the complete opposite of a typical size queen.

Darrell: "Well, Kelly broke up with me. I guess it was just a matter of time..."
Kenny: "That sucks dude. Was it because of your unusually tiny penis again?"
Darrell: "Yeah, that's like the eighth time this has happened to me. But I am holding out hope that somewhere out their lies my micropeen queen."
Kenny: "Good luck man."

by StonerWithATinyBoner February 1, 2015

Microsexual

Sexually attracted to microwaves.

I was going to cook him a nice dinner but it turns out he is Microsexual

by Groknik August 7, 2018

Microtransaction

A form of payment to an online service or game, often dealing in small amounts to make you spend more over a period of time.

Often used by "Free" mobile games that become impossible to play unless you spend money .

The game had the potential to be great, but the developers couldn't resist putting microtransaction in that made it impossible to play without paying money.

by FR057F1R3 May 8, 2019

microballs

A derogatory term applied to someone who regularly avoids their responsibilities.

He once again demonstrated his sad condition which was a severe and chronic case of microballs.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 20, 2019