Mercendes

A homosexual male that is usually of Mexican or other hispanic decent, and must pick oranges for a living. Some Mercendes' like to manage things like teams, or clubs, and like to have certain people in their teams that are not legit, so they can carry their dead weight. A Mercendes also likes to steal other peoples names to look OG. Mercendes' also like to represent garbage ass clubs/teams that were never good for example "The best soccer team is the CaGEd Birds!!!!11" A Mercendes also likes to imagine girls that he imaginarly dates

Wow dude, we just got fucked over for the win in soccer. He's such a Mercendes!!

Wtf dude, that guy is using his hands in soccer, what a Mercendes!!

John: Who the fuck is that in my backyard picking oranges?

Amy: OH thats just a Mercendes!!

John: Why the fuck is he wearing a sombrero.

by iownnoobs December 14, 2008

merceness

The state of being like, or acting like a mega weirdo of having anything to do with such behavior.

When you threw your money out of the window to confirm this formual of phrases it is merceness. time is money so: time = money. time flies when you're having fun. having money is fun. so: time flies when u have money. to eliminate time as a variable, replace it with the equivalent of money (since before stated was time=money)conclusion: money flies when u have money. so therefore money can fly.

MONEY BIRDS!...fly fly.

by tonya barnett March 26, 2007

merearkt

Merearkt-

how a drunk person mocks a cat.

it also proves a good test to see if your friends are still drunk.

"what did mikes cat just say?"-sober guy
"...merearkt..."-hammered guy
"dude i think you need to go back to sleep"-sober guy

by goofy_girl196 May 18, 2009

mebreeze

The aroma left behind after farting, usually with the intent of leaving a surprise for someone.

Sam: What are you giggling about, Chuck?

Chuck: I just left a bit of mebreeze in Dan's cube.....

Sam: On the contrary, I think you left a shitload of mebreeze in his cube!

by olddude February 23, 2011

marreyed

The state of being married for Nathan Basset.

'Two Weekend left till i am a marreyed man' said Nathan Basset.

by derpfacebuttfarthatgloveshoes January 4, 2012

mercer university

The home of Shredstain who can be seen shredding at all times of the day (and night).

Mercer university is the 9th top party school because of shredstain

by mercerdrunk January 23, 2014

mearesy

The act of losing all sanity, caution, and intuition and becoming more resilient, unbelievable, and enigmatic in the process

"Last night I passed out on a random person's porch and a cop found me. Luckily he just drove me home. It was mearesy as shit"

by Meares June 17, 2015