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Melonhamster is a delightful, wonderful, fantastic person. They're unbelievably kind, knowledgeable, and talented. Melon is a multifaceted icon full of surprises, and I am perpetually impressed by all the things they do and know. As if that isn't enough, they're a sweet and thoughtful friend and all-around lovely.
I simply love Melonhamster with my whole heart.
by Melonhamstersimp October 15, 2020
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melonk

The biggest and best bob to walk on plant earth. Tho he’s not the biggest female bag getter he’s a truly nice guy more known as a simp
Wow is that the freshman that claims he’s the melonk
by Youngmanm November 16, 2020
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melonk

The biggest and best bob to walk on plant earth. Tho he’s not the biggest female bag getter he’s a truly nice guy more known as a simp
Wow is that the freshman that claims he’s the melonk
by Youngmanm November 16, 2020
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Melon head

Another term for a “dumb twat” and a good thing to use infront of parents of teachers so they don’t spank you.

Melon head is also being debated on wether it should be a racist slur to black people because of the stereotype that black people like melon.

Calling somebody a “melon head” will give you ultimate power almost as if that big chubby grape snapped his fingers.

BE CAREFUL WITH USE OF THIS PHRASE:
CAN BE LETHAL
Steve: YOU NITWIT ITS 5

Chubby Grape: NO ITS 69 MELON HEAD
by I’m sand December 4, 2020
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Melon head

Another word for “dumb twat” and the person who says this is most likely short and popular.

Be careful using the phrase because it is lethal. Calling somebody a melon head is the equivalent of the chubby grape snapping his fat arse fingers.
Example:

STEVE: ITS 5 YOU NITWIT

THANOS: NO ITS 69.420 MELON HEAD
by I’m sand December 4, 2020
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Melonpodz

Melonpodz
by Poop is big and hard December 20, 2020
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Melon Farmer

A phrase which typically describes a stupid person, or someone who has just done sonething idiotic.
Guy 1: Have you seen what that bloke over there's just done?
Guy 2: Yeah that was stupid, what a melon farmer.
by 丁骨牛排 December 25, 2020
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