Matthew

Jesus, ender of all worlds, the almighty one.

"Matthew is poggers"

by Mann Dhar May 3, 2021

matthew

worst person ever

i met a matthew he was the worst person ever

by claire bridgeman February 15, 2018

Matthew

Just an overall pretty great, kinda sketchy guy

Man Matthew is rad bro?

by Shmath64 December 19, 2018

Matthew

He's a very hard chap good at basketball likes hurling. He has a best friend called Adam and a really thick girlfriend.

Oh look there's Matthew he's well hard bruv

by Matthew🤤 October 31, 2019

Matthew

Matthew is a guy with a really small penis

Hey hes got a matthew

by Mclovin YoMadre January 25, 2019

Matthew

Best defualty boi, anyone who kills him is a STREAMSNIPER

Matthew= best forknife player

by Best forknife dabber 69 November 26, 2018

Matthew

A tall boy. That has the best fashion in his school for a boy. He is very intelligent and smart and can ace any test. He low key looks like Lil Tecca, but in a better version. He has very nice hair and has clear skin. He can beat anyone in debate with his enormous pee pee. He is able to roast anyone on the spot and he has yet to ever embarrass himself ,so in conclusion you can't roast the kid. He is able to lie in any kind of situation and is able to help his friends. When it comes to relationships he can be a player and break peoples hearts ,because he got bored of them. He does it for the fun, but once he find the perfect girl he will be a great husband. In the future he will easily own his own company or make billions.

Caleb: " my sandwiches are the best"
Matthew: " so basically you belong in the kitchen you waeman"
Caleb; ".... you got me there i can't say anything back"
Caleb: " so Alexis basically you freaking stupid"

by iamlowkeysad October 17, 2019