marijuana

a drug that can't kill you but is known as the gateway drug. you get tired of the weed high so you go to coke, herione etc. also not all natural stuff is good for you. what about snake venom?? that can fucking kill you and its all natural. anyone who had the least bit knowledge in their head would know that weed is the dumbest thing you can do. because you can get addicted to weed. very easily. so all of you guys that do weed and thinks its cool and shit. you are a bunch of fucking dumbasses. end of question. ill counter any example you give me.

my cousin last night got arrested for smoking marijuana.

by fender5001 November 14, 2007

marijuana

It is greater than God, more evil than the devil, the poor have it, the rich need it, and if you eat it, you'll die.

"Hey guys, I want to get high, let's go smoke some marijuana!"

by Unger July 21, 2005

marijuana

Marijuana is a "drug" for middle-schoolers,which they are first introduced to right after alcohol.The majority of people over the age of 13 move on to less pussified substances such as cocaine or prescription drugs,or crystal meth if you really have the balls to.The majority of adults who do use marijuana are either black or Michael Phelps.

dopepotweedshitmary janereefermarijuana

by PurpleHazeDragon October 26, 2009

God of Marijuana

commonly represented as an eight-legged fetus with two bung holes

dear 8 legged fetus, God of Marijuana, thank you for the bountiful bud we are bout to smoke tonight, may your wisdom light our smokey path to enlightenment. aaaaaaaaaaa-marijuanaaaaa

by chodey paterson June 28, 2008

Medical Marijuana

1. A fancy name for marijuana that causes people to spend more than they should on weed.

2. Throwing the word Medical with the word Marijuana will get pot legalized!

3. Weed that cost more than nuggs but really is nuggs with the name medical attatched.

1. I could bought two 8ths of nuggs for what I spent on this gram of medical marijuana.

2. Medical Marijuana should be legalized!

3. Man stop calling that shit Medical Marijuana, its nuggs there is no difference. For those of you who say there is, no no no there isn't. Money wast n fool!

by omega123180 February 27, 2010

marijuana

Oh my god. Oh my god. Marijuana gave me super powers, made me the president and it's only noon! Now it's time to get up, stop dreaming, and smoke a bowl. Oh my god. Oh my god. Marijuana. Yea. Smoke weed every day.

Marijuana made my cat stare at me like she knew my secrets

by SKGiswhoibe September 23, 2011

Marijuana

The shit you get lit to.

"Oh you got bud (marijuana), we lit"

by MEECHISDEAD June 11, 2015