When engaging in particularly rough anal sex, pull out and scrap all fecal matter/juice and coat the entire sack. You then turn and tea bag a waiting third party.
Jim: "Holy shit! Cassie and Sarah let me give them both the Mississippi Mud Sack last night!"
Steve: "You're my hero Jim!!!"
Steve: "You're my hero Jim!!!"
by Peppercornbingle April 16, 2009
Budweiser beer. The king of fag beers
In Colorado, we drink REAL BEER, not Mississippi River Horse Piss
In Colorado, we drink REAL BEER, not Mississippi River Horse Piss
by F550 Powerstroke March 08, 2014
Two menstruating females take exquisite-sized bowel movements (this helps if you eat chili, salad dressing and corn dogs), but do not wipe. Then they tie down their victim and slide their downstairs areas over his face, starting bum to mouth. They then take turns urinating on his face, preferably while he's vomiting.
Once they saw Jeremy passed out, they dragged him into the bed and performed a Double Dirty Mississippi Mudslide.
by Pammy D December 07, 2010
by Big Ern Mccracken February 17, 2020
A sexual cosplay act involving five or more males and females performing an ancient Mayan rite of passage ritual with ghost pepper dildos.
I'll never forget my first Mayan Mississippi Handshake!
by Ttown49 April 01, 2017
by Boopis the third January 21, 2021
The first person in a party to insist on leaving or to refrain from the continuation of alcohol consumption.
by Rocketeer January 30, 2021