Mississippi Mud Sack

When engaging in particularly rough anal sex, pull out and scrap all fecal matter/juice and coat the entire sack. You then turn and tea bag a waiting third party.

Jim: "Holy shit! Cassie and Sarah let me give them both the Mississippi Mud Sack last night!"
Steve: "You're my hero Jim!!!"

by Peppercornbingle April 15, 2009

mississippi river horse piss

Budweiser beer. The king of fag beers

In Colorado, we drink REAL BEER, not Mississippi River Horse Piss

Coors, miler, Busch, Mississippi River Horse Piss

by F550 Powerstroke March 20, 2014

Double Dirty Mississippi Mudslide

Two menstruating females take exquisite-sized bowel movements (this helps if you eat chili, salad dressing and corn dogs), but do not wipe. Then they tie down their victim and slide their downstairs areas over his face, starting bum to mouth. They then take turns urinating on his face, preferably while he's vomiting.

Once they saw Jeremy passed out, they dragged him into the bed and performed a Double Dirty Mississippi Mudslide.

by Pammy D December 7, 2010

Mississippi Mud Boat Ride

5 or more men performing anal sex in-line with each other. Extra points if it's incestuous.

Hey Tom, the guys wanna know if you're in for a Mississippi Mud Boat Ride this weekend?

by Big Ern Mccracken February 16, 2020

Mississippi Muzzleloader

The act of packing your ball sack into a woman’s asshole using your dick as the ramrod.

I gave my cousin Sara a Mississippi Muzzleloader yesterday after church.

by Y0 N3PH3W. January 5, 2023

Mississippi Fire Spitter

When a male and male, or male and female have sex in an extremely hot climate or room and the penis and testicles become hot and act like an oven on the mans genitals warming up his semen until he ejaculates a steaming hot pile of ejaculate on to the partners face like a flamethrower. This has resulted in 2nd degree burns for some unfortunate users

Me and Yessica fucked on the hottest day of the year in our tiny bedroom while we were on holiday in Bangkok and It was so hot I accidentally gave her a Mississippi fire spitter.

by thelightlysqueezeorange July 23, 2016

mississippi iced tea

The act of pouring the confections of iced tea (sugar, tea leaves, ice etc..) into an old black women's vagina. Then opening her vagina and drinking the sweet iced tea

Jack preformed a Mississippi iced tea with the old lady down the street.

by Steve6987654321vagina September 11, 2013