E MASS

when you cant tink of anything just say BIG E MASS

Umm.. E MASS.

by e mass December 7, 2020

Anti-Mass Spectrometer

Machine built to analyse anti-mass particles, but some cia douchebag decided to shove some crystals in it, and then a buncha bullshit happened and almost ended the earth

S: Alright, gordon, your suit should keep comfortable thru all of this, the specimen will be delivered to you in a few moments. If you would be so kind as to start the rotors, we can bring the spectrometer to 80%, and hold it there, until the carrier arrives.
S2: Bringing the anti-mass spectrometer to 105%

by TheDNAofthesoul November 21, 2022

Bosnian MASS OF DESTRUCTION

When you go whip out your Bosnian weapon of destruction that is 10 inch long and hella destructive Cevapi. Legends say it ended "The great depression". This destructional weapon can please any women and is often used in a special Bosnian style, where you pack it in some Sarma and spice it up with some Vegeta spices so it becomes a true Bosnian weapon of mass destruction.

"Hey girl, I was out with that Bosnian guy last night"
"Oh wow, did you get the BMOD (Bosnian mass of destruction)?"
"Yes queen, I loved the way his BMOD felt inside of me"

by TrygveSlagsvoldVedumHasNoHair February 3, 2023

muscle mass

Mike n Chris

Trentwins are the definition of muscle mass

by Lgdabuser June 22, 2023

cattle tick mass

A long and boring church service; the weight of a blood-sucking insect.

We had to sit through a two-hour long cattle tick mass before the priest began the wedding ceremony.

by debonaircaveman August 25, 2009

cock of mass destruction

An explosive phallus of great destructive power derived from the rapid release of semen in the fission of heavy atomic bollocks, especially of spunk or man butter.

Grant Berry thought he had a cock of mass destruction. . . until he saw someone elses . . . .

by Stalex Krown December 18, 2014

Ohio gauze eye mass

A weeby way of saying good morning, a play on the romanji of ohayo gozaimasu.

Jim Carey: Ohio gauze eye mass!
Drew Carey: You're a weeb?!

by NotMousse February 8, 2023