witcha lookin ass

a really, curvaceous, shapely fine ass

ooh she got a witcha lookin ass

by PimpinAssho January 26, 2003

Looping Clap

A strange disease that afflicts people who make excessive use of Roland drum machines or emulations thereof.

"Check out my sick beat"
"Yeah, dude, you've got the looping clap. You should see a doctor about that."

by obscure_robot August 20, 2012

loobins

The act of being overwhelmingly slippery.

(extensivly lubricated)

1."That ky jelly had quit the loobins effect."

2."You have to wax it up or it will become to loobins to ride."

by Rachel Is Legand June 2, 2005

Looking for socks

The excuse given to your friends when you disappear into your bedroom for a quickie.

Man: Yo I'm back.
Friend: Dude were you two having sex?
Man: No dude, I was just looking for socks.

by pleasedgf October 9, 2011

loominity

1. Internet for 'Iluminati'

loominity kush swag 420

by K4w4iiH4w4ii December 1, 2014

Looming-flume

The word "looming-flume" is pronounced loo-ming-floo-m. The "looming-flume" is when you are in a bathtub, and you suddenly have the urge to pee. It came out of nowhere. You do not want to get out of the tub, your so comfy.

E1: Hey! What did you do last night?
E2: I listened to music and had a warm bath. Halfway through, I had to face the Looming-flume.
E1: Yikes!

peeing flume bathtub bare urination why water

by hollabackgirlllll October 21, 2015

Loping the mule

Rubbing one out. Choking the sheriff ‘til the posse shows up. Masturbating.

Keep loping the mule and you’ll go blind!

by Jbravo65 July 19, 2018