porno lights

the red and blue lights you see behind you belonging to a police car that means you got fucked

the only thing good about the whole thing was the porno lights

by pammie March 19, 2007

Utah Light

A special light in every Mormon household, when the light goes off, the Mormon individual or family goes down to the mothership (Utah) to re-energize their membership. It is impossible to refuse the Utah Light, and it is almost impossible to dismantle.

The Arnolds Utah Light went off last week, I'm pretty sure they are down in Utah

by Gertrude Arnoldson May 4, 2023

Light lag

When vehicles stopped at a red light are preoccupied with things other than driving (cell phones typically), and spend extra time stopped before moving.

There was so much light lag, only three cars made it through the intersection

by Aeroscout January 16, 2023

Butthurt Light

A person who acts dramatic about a minor incident

I accidentally spilled some beer on her and she slapped my face for it. She’s Butthurt Light at most.

by Prime Minister Modi December 19, 2018

light on listening

when a person doesnt listen well, for instance your telling a story and you can tell when the listener is fading from the convo...he or she may look glazed over or just respond wit 'mmm-hmm'

hey man are you even paying attention to me? you are mad light on listening.

by jay7777 March 5, 2009

funky light

A Funky Light is shoving a disco ball up a women's vagina chasing a bright flashing light inside of her stomach causing for extreme vaginal penetration

Bro, My girl has a funky light and makes my dick glow!

by Supafastboi August 24, 2017

Strobe Light

Someone who is extremely bipolar

One second she was laughing and the next she was smacking someone. Not just anyone can strobe light like that.

by stober January 14, 2010