Knifes

Knifes is a Yiddish slang word for when you spell knives wrong and try to cover it up by making your own definition in urban dictionary

Him: I’m throwing knifes tonight

Her: knifes? Be for real. Knives!
Him: It’s a Yiddish word
Her: no

by Shmendric September 21, 2023

Sharp as the Milk Street bread knife

Cutting labor that will be re-hired elsewhere for a completely different skill.

The labor market is as sharp as the milk street bread knife

by Ao10110 September 27, 2021

Knifing

When two girls that both only have one leg have sex it’s scissoring but with one leg

My girlfriend and I tried knifing last night it was harder than you’d think

by Charles the lesbian March 15, 2020

Goshen Knife

A sharp implement, most of the time a knife, that is the most redundant and useless piece of equipment that a Boy Scout can purchase at camp Goshen.

Wow, you bought a Goshen knife, you must be stupid.

by average heretic June 27, 2022

Schrödinger's Butter Knife

When you put a used butter knife halfway over the rim of the sink just in case you might need it for another sandwich, but you never know.

Dude its 2 AM and your Schrödinger's Butter Knife could drop at any moment, hurry up with your snacks before mum and dad will kill us

by 1m1m0 March 10, 2024

Nicky knifed

When you’re Norwegian friend (or brother) takes out a knife to win a fight because he’s utterly unconfident winning a fist fight with his boy

“Yo I heard you got Nicky knifed last night”

“Yeah bro my boy got tight over nothing and tried to Nicky knife me”

by Bobby Knutz December 26, 2023

Knife kink

Kayla and Victoria for sure!!!

Kayla and Victoria are savages for having knife kink!

by Luiz September 19, 2021