knife coach

a life coach whose only method of motivation is cutting or stabbing you with a knife - typically hired from the deep recesses of craigslist

"I really do NOT want to finish my reading assignment. Hey, Maury Povich is on TV," says client.

"I'ma fuckin cut you bitch," says knife coach. "YOU READ OR YOU BLEED." *Licks Knife*

"Well I guess I'll just finish up this reading assignment."

by DunchThirty February 13, 2012

knife moment

At the point when your boyfriend/girlfriend/fuck buddy pisses you off to the extent that only a knife to the throat and an hour of terrorising the pig will rectify the situation.

A: I flinched whenever you kissed me.

B: You WHAT!

A: Yeah, I never even fancied you. I just needed somewhere to coch and I wanted you to drive me everywhere and buy all my drinks and feed me.

B: Knife moment...

by bashereddin December 6, 2011

Favred up a creek with no nig knife

fucked

When I lost my keys, I realized I was favred up a creek with no nig knife.

by B-O-U-S-S BOSS! March 7, 2011

Nicky knifed

When you’re Norwegian friend (or brother) takes out a knife to win a fight because he’s utterly unconfident winning a fist fight with his boy

“Yo I heard you got Nicky knifed last night”

“Yeah bro my boy got tight over nothing and tried to Nicky knife me”

by Bobby Knutz December 26, 2023

mother-knife

A Brazilian euphemism for “motherfucker” as the Portuguese word for knife is “faca”

Ugh! Mother-knife!

by plasmid37 January 6, 2024

knife kink

knife kink is when you act up and get a arouse by look-in at thy knife

"I am going a date with this girl." says linda
"oh who with?" says eric
"this girl named eno she has knife kink." said linda in a moaning tone
"yes I hope you 2 get marryed!" said eric

by lucyisademon January 13, 2024

Knife Guy

The star of awful r/2sentence2horror jokes, used to portray a murderer.

“I sure hope nobody stabs me with a knife this wonderful Sunday morning!”

“Shing shing”, said knife guy.

by EvilDude628 January 29, 2024