Jon and Kate Plus 8

Pretty much the best TLC show in the world. About a mom and dad having 8 kids (twins and sextuplets)... Pretty much rocks if you love kids and life unscripted!!
Oh that show stinks.. its not Jon and Kate Plus 8!
by Kathryn14 March 06, 2009
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jon bon jovi sexual

someone who is in love or obsessed with jon bon jovi
I am obsessed with jon bon jovi so i am jon bon jovi sexual
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jon clod van damn

while receiving head, wrap ur legs around her neck causing her to suficate and pass out, later waking up with a mouthful of semen
he wanted to give her a surprise for her birthday and needed time so he kkocked her out with a jon clod van damn
by maxir colona June 12, 2009
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Jon Bon Jovi

With Out a Doubt The Sexiest Man In The World! No ONe As Hot! And Part Of One the Best Bands in The World; `Bon jovi; His real name is John Francis BonGiovi, and Writes The Best Lyrics and Music in The World!
Girl 1 : ` I would Totally Do Jon Bon Jovi'
Girl 2; ' He is Hot'
by Danielle Matice November 15, 2008
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Whos COcks in Jon's Mouth??

SaSanta Clause...Santa Clause...Santa Clause...Santa Clause...is cumming in Jon's Toof. Jiggle Wiggle Squiggle COck!..Jon Bang with 3 whole Cocks and a Sock!...Tickly my toofy, he watches I love Lucy.. He has Worms!
5yr old Punk: I stuck my Pee-Pee in Jon's Mouth Twice b4 he saw me! *Smiles*

Jon: * He overhears the boy and Giggles *


Umm Feg?
by HUMPALITTLEVANIJA April 21, 2005
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Holy Jon & Kate Plus 8!

When you are witnessing a couple with many chidren who are trying to wrangle them in, trying to turn chaos into what appears to be order.
When a girl walks in to TGIFridays and notices the large family of young children trying to have dinner all at once, she walks by and looks to her friends to say " Holy Jon & Kate Plus 8!"
by Paula Steeves December 16, 2008
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Going out to a bar/club as a married man while not wearing your wedding band, and proceeding to be seen/photographed cheating on your wife.
My man JG was totally pulling a Jon and Kate plus 8 this weekend in Atlantic City.
by Ya Boy BG May 07, 2009
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