Jonathan

A smart person, that wants to ddos your site, because he is Decrypted and black

Jonathan

by Ambe djek December 6, 2016

jonathan söderberg

Jonathan Söderberg, a very attractive name. Often used as a sex symbol because he has a big penis

Jonathan Söderberg, your penis is so big

by PowerDefinitions101 December 12, 2016

Jonathan Poneman

Complete douchebag, co-founder of the lame ass Seattle record label Sub Pop Records, no talent whatsoever.

And by the way, it was Jonathan Poneman and Bruce Pavitt in agreement with David Geffen (Records); on behalf of Courtney Love and the Seattle Police Department - to plan stage and whack (murdered) Kurt Cobain.

Why? You ask? For profit!

People still will never figure out that sneaky Jonathan Poneman and co. whacked Kurt Cobain. The truth may never come out, Nirvana fans! Sad sad sad.

by Krazee Rob July 2, 2019

Jonathan

A nigga dat is a sneaker head dat will always get in trouble, who is thirsty 4 dat a$$ gets all the hoes and th0ts dat flexes all his money and is a g0d at 2k.

Damn u such a Jonathan

by The_plug25fucc12 November 23, 2019

jonathan

He is a guy that loves BIG BLACK COCK and loves sucking on it for DAYS.

ey Guys! Run a Jonathan is near!! get away before he starts to suck your dick

by the best pimp April 23, 2019

Jonathan Hayes

The horrible hybrid of Dylan and Calin. Got disowned by his family into a dumpster fire. The only person that loves him is his sex slave named Janelle. Would stick his dick into a wall if need be.

Guy 1: Have you seen Jonathan Hayes?
Guy 2: yeah his parents are fucking weird.

by YeNehSideKee April 29, 2019

Jonathan

A sexy beast that goes to school

John: Wow, he's not a jock, he's a Jonathan

by joe-dadaleft December 1, 2019