Jew's Harp

Noun.
A sexual act which involves pressing the nose into the Vagina, the toungue into the anus, and humming. Generally used as the finishing move in a session of cunnilingus.
Not all women respond to this, but those who do respond in a big way.
Also known as the "lady's hummer".

NOTE: Please take extreme care not to exhale through the nose into the vagina. This is physically dangerous to both partners. Breathe through the mouth, and never, in any sexual act, blow into the vagina or penis!

It may have a racist name, but the ladies love it. Are you man enough to play the Jew's Harp?

by Counselor Johnny July 11, 2005

jew whore

A jew, figuratively, who is so cheap they would sell their body for money.

Smedi: Daniels can you spot me some money for the movie? Pimp, I'll do anything you want.
Daniels: Man get your jew whore ass outta here

by The Real DblocK July 12, 2006

Tactical Jew

A very sneaky, cheeky, tactical person. This person knows everyone's secrets, and is seen almost everywhere.

Tyler: Dude, is that Austin?
Gabe: Wasn't he just at the grocery store?
Tyler: Yeah, how'd he get there so fast?!
Gabe: What a tactical Jew!

by TacticalJewHunter September 30, 2010

Mega Jew

A title given to someone who exemplifies the epitomy of almost all typical jewish behavior.

John forgot to pick me up from the air port, thus proving his mega jewness to me.

by Lesbianidas July 14, 2008

Jew Hogging

The act of aggressively stealing property or anything of value from a friend, family, or random person.

Man, stop Jew hogging all the fun.

by Cakner November 26, 2009

Jew-stincts

The natural instinct of finding lower prices on products that every Jewish person is born with

"Hey Andy did you see Matt got that ipod touch off ebay for a hundred bucks less?"

"How the fuck did he do that?"

"He used his jew-stincts to find a lower price. What a fucking jew huh?"

by VOLTRON89 March 14, 2009

Jew Breakfast

When you go into a hotel and pretend that your a guest in order to gain entry to the free continent breakfast, usually stretching as you walk by the front desk indicating that you possibly just woke up.

Lets stop at that Holiday Inn and have ourselves a Jew Breakfast I hear the continental breakfast is awesome but you have to look like you just got up.

by Juls309 March 18, 2015