Jennifer

Are you actually searching yourself up on Urban Dictionary? Okay I'll tell you what you are.
Jennifer, you're a person who smokes four packs of E cigarettes a day since age fourteen. Likes the worst type of music genre, Techno Christian Rock. Also you don't wash your hands after you go to the bathroom, and worst of all you eat pineapple and bacon pizza not for science, you monster.

Jennifer, whoever you are, please don't search up yourself on Urban Dictionary again.

by BumbleBay January 25, 2022

jennifer

my mom’s friend who is absolutely insane.

My mom’s friend, Jennifer, is here.

by your mom’s big toe January 1, 2021

Jennifer Mann

Beautiful Woman.

Jennifer Mann, I tell you!!!

by Spanky83 May 22, 2021

Jennifer Mann

Gorgeous Woman

Jennifer Mann, I tell you...

by Spanky83 May 22, 2021

Jennifer

Jennifer is a big whore who doesn’t have any permissions on her computer and needs hearing aids

Person 1: “You’re such a Jennifer”
Person 2: “Dude no I’m not I have permissions on my computer”

by Uhhhhmmmmm December 28, 2024

Jennifer Elder-Brady

A term for a mean snobbish middle aged woman who thinks that they’re more intelligent than other people because she has money. Generally likes to put other people down and think within a box.

This Jennifer Elder-Brady hates young people with good ideas.

by clint tiger November 20, 2025

Drew "Angie" Barrymore & Jennifer "Y" Lopez: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Drew "Angie" Barrymore & Jennifer "Y" Lopez: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 27, 2025