by Zae $antana September 29, 2021
Get the Isaiah mug.Also called a Turkish-how-do-you-do, an Iranian Handshake is a casual hand job. It is usually preferred in the mornings with a side of eggs.
Jordan: Oh shit! Did that guy just try to touch my dick?!
Hermann: show a little respect would ya? It's their culture to give Iranian Handshakes.
Hermann: show a little respect would ya? It's their culture to give Iranian Handshakes.
by Banana Hammie September 30, 2021
Get the Iranian Handshake mug.the 4 inch defeater. First of all, the biggest dick ass person in the world. He is not only small but cant even do shit. I mean like nothing because his record is 1 minute and a half. He is a heart-breaker that should not be trusted, and if you see one punch him in the trachea, making sure to break it. Trust me, not him. He Sucks
Isaiah: Yo, I got me a bad bitch last night
Girl 1: What are you talking about, who would sleep with you???
"Bad Bitch": He Raped me!
Everyone else: (Pounds the living shit out of his trachea)
Girl 1: What are you talking about, who would sleep with you???
"Bad Bitch": He Raped me!
Everyone else: (Pounds the living shit out of his trachea)
by Ih8isaiah October 11, 2021
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