Looking into the mirror

The act of taking copious ammonts of Cocaine

"So what have you done over the weekend?"

"A long weekend of looking into the mirror."

"Ah, a bit of soul searching was it?"

"Nah...Cocaine"

by Whopparberg November 21, 2021

Hop Into My Futon

Inviting a girl/boy to have sex with you.

Guy 1: Bro, these seniors are bad.
Guy 2: Right, she can hop into my futon for real.

by Littlepepsi March 16, 2022

cumtose intolerant

when an emo boy keeps threatening to cum on you so you say your cumtose intolerant

"im gonna cum on you" -emo boy

"sorry :(( im cumtose intolerant" -me

by kurt cobains shotgun May 2, 2022

Spit into pears

When somebody doesn't understand the assignment and accidentally buys pears and spits in them

Teacher: Split into pairs please
Students: wtf? *Spit into pears*

by Panarin May 31, 2022

Skedaddle intoxicated razzle dazzle

The wise words of Tiger JK🫡

K-pop fan #1: “omg do you remember what Tiger JK said in topline by skz?????”
K-pop fan #2: “do you mean skedaddle intoxicated razzle dazzle???”

K-pop fan #1: “yeah omg, that was so iconic”

by anonymous September 13, 2023

Factos Intolerance

When a brain is not able to break down and digest facts. Derived from the Spanish word 'Factos'(meaning facts) made popular to the English speaking community by Cristiano Ronaldo.

Nah Travis isn't better than Eminem or 50 cent you have factos Intolerance

by suhaimofshawarma October 17, 2023

Factos Intolerant

Unable to digest facts; Affected by Factos Intolerance.
Also known as being delusional

Stop denying the truth, you're factos intolerant!

by suhaimofshawarma October 17, 2023