Fat Ground Squirrel

Fat Ground Squirrels are groundhogs that at first glance someone belives to be a squirrel.

Person 1: "That's one fat squirrel."
Person 2: "That's a groundhog."
Person 1: "That makes it a Fat Ground Squirrel"

by xMANder69 May 23, 2022

Hunting ground

A term to define rather crowded areas, such as clubs, suited for pursuing/hunting a one night stand.

Rebecca, that ol' cougar has expanded her hunting grounds, she now runs around at Beat Palace and the LaZ Lounge, if you want to bang her, be there around 10pm.

by Frink202 March 11, 2019

Ground Joe

Joe mama joke with the ground beef joke

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. What do you call a joke no legs? Ground Joe beef

-TayTay

by ForTheBoysUnited November 20, 2020

Scrub the ground

When you with someone who is not the business and they're thinking they the shit.

You know what ? Scrub the ground

by Pornheleo mustskeet May 16, 2023

primal ground beef sledge

When you gape an asshole and as shit starts to come out you fuck her in the ass.

The bed was covered in what looked like ground beef after I fucked her ass while she shit. Classic primal ground beef sledge.

by Wallacé December 04, 2016

Fish of the ground

Potatoes, because they are one of the only foods that someone can live completely off of, and there are so many varieties, just as with fish.

Ah, the old fish of the ground.

by PotatoMan9123 June 18, 2021

Grounding

The act of stuffing your genitals into your own asshole (balls not included).

Friends: "Come hang out with us!"
Keith: "I think I'd rather stay home and ground myself"

Someone: "Did Kyle show you that video of that guy grounding himself? Pretty impressive shit."

by PlowingMommies December 14, 2021