Helen

An annoying woman who hits on high school girls and coughs vagina air up all the time

Holy shit, did you see that old hag just hit on me? What a Helen!

by randomguy45 April 9, 2010

helen

Helen is a babe who knows what she wants. She likes her boys sweet or sarcastic and loves fucking around. She is down for almost anything, especially if it has to do with sex. She likes guys who are sweet and cute but are hot as well. Basketball, football, baseball and swimming guys are her main passions. Unfortunately, she is always anxious about school and is a mediocre student. Sometimes she doesn't know when to shut up and is kinda annoying, but its okay because shes a sex goddess. she has smallish boobs and almost no butt but somehow exudes sex appeal.

Guy 1: "Damn who's that girl?? I'd bone her"
Guy 2: "She's helen. She's good in bed but kinda annoying"
Guy 1: "Whatever, man. I'm DTF with her"

by laputehelena July 11, 2016

Helen Keller

Some fake bitch that pretended to be blind and deaf so she could make the x-ray machine and feel cool. wtf.






whatahoe

helen keller is a hoe

by chelleandkii October 18, 2008

Ya Big Helen

What you say to someone when they bumble, trip, mis speak or generally screw up.

Beginings: Two 80 year old women named Helen and a bad pizza commercial started this fond come back. The one Helen was affraid of chemically treated lawns and drank too much. The other Helen swept her grass. The pizza commercial included, "And it's stuck again Helen."

Your friend passes by you and trips. You reply, "Ya big Helen".

Your friend does something stupid, comes back and tells you about it and you say, "Ya big Helen."

You do something mean or off the cuff. Your friend pushes the side of your head and says, "Ya big helen."

by Angi "Helen" Nelson November 21, 2006

Helena

A fucking dyke with a thic ass.

Fuck Helena you have a fat ass.

by Hound_wolfman April 17, 2020

heloderma suspectum

A Gila Monster. A small, poisonous lizard.

heloderma suspectum lizard

by rustyQ October 23, 2007

Hedonanist

A regular pursuer of sexual stimulation and social entertainment amongst an adult-oriented community.

hedonist onanist perv

I got on that website a friend linked me, and I spent hours looking at naked chicks and laughing about random shit with a bunch of other perverts while having a few drinks. It's official, I'm an hedonanist! You should check it out too, it's a lot of fun.

by Zozzone June 30, 2011