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glitter poisoning

When you use glitter for something, and it gets everywhere, no matter what steps you take to prevent it from ending up everywhere.
1st Person: There's glitter in your bed.
2nd Person: Yep.
1st Person: And in your hair. And on all your books.
2nd Person. Yep.
1st Person: What the hell?
2nd Person: Glitter poisoning.
1st Person: Ah.
by saucer49 January 14, 2011
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glitterally

Alternate form of the word "literally" merged with the word "glitter," most often used in reference to The Ke$ha, because of her constant state of being covered in glitter.

The term can be used as an adverb to describe doing something in the flashy fashion of the shimmering sparkles that glitter leaves.

It was coined was when a young man said "glittery" (actually in reference to Ke$ha), but accidentally added an L before the Y.
Shelly wore too much makeup and body glitter to school today. She was glitterally sparkling all day. I caught sight of it every other second, and it glitterally distracted me all through math class.

She glitterally put on the body shimmer with flowing, lavish movements, as if she was becoming the glitter itself.
by orbweavr June 18, 2011
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Gutter helmet

A regional variant common to southern New England for the practical joke/sexual practice known elsewhere as the Dutch oven: i.e. when one partner holds another partner's head beneath a blanket and passes gas.
Sheets are OK for a gutter helmet, but for the real, face-full-of-flatulence effect, you need to go with a down comforter.
by OrangeTruck December 5, 2012
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Glitterhug

The act of embracing someone virtually which includes the added benefit of glitter - a sparkly, lovely and shiny substance which improves anything of which it comes into contact.

Created on Failbook.com
*Voice of Reason glitterhugs Kuroro*
by VoR November 6, 2012
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Glitter dick

"My friend went to the strip club and woke up the next morning with glitter dick."
by Kippernikis July 18, 2016
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glutten free

Food eaten by people allergic to fatty foods
I gained 50 lbs last month so I switched to glutten free cheeseburgers.
by JoshBryan May 22, 2016
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Gutter Plugger

Someone who prefers initiating anal sex over vaginal intercourse for the pure purpose of seeing the recipient in pain and discomfort.
He was well-known amongst his social circles as a Gutter Plugger because of his insatiable anal appetite and desire for others discomfort.
by TheCircus October 12, 2016
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