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Mess with a hamster, you get the wheel.

When you get what's ironically expected.
My wedding ring fell down the sink!! I guess you Mess with a hamster, you get the wheel.
by Eman Lama Lewis April 1, 2020
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Mess with the labbo, you get the stabbo

Labrador Retrievers are the sweetest dogs EVER, that is until you mess with them. If you mess with a Labrador Retriever, it is NOT gonna be good for you. At all.
Human: Hey Benny, do you want to...
Labrador Retriever: *perks up*
Human: HA!!! Just kidding.
Labrador Retriever: Mess with the labbo, you get the stabbo.
by Pialinist November 22, 2023
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: My father and mother only beat me with materials and objects, you are lucky you that you get the empty hands: The First Juvenile Release
by Theusurpedmammarygland February 4, 2025
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