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Wilbur: Look it’s friend the sheep!
Friend: baa
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Friend zone

The true definition of being friend zoned: When you have lots of friends, but you will be forever alone
by Angelina, The Dick Sucker December 31, 2014
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Friend Whore

Someone who knows your name and face (you may never of had a full conversation with them) and then finds you on facebook and adds you even though you know nothing about each other, you yourself may not even recognize the person.
_____added you as a friend on Facebook. We need to confirm that you know _____ in order for you to be friends on Facebook.

You: I don't even know this person. what a friend whore
by xXaddiktedXx December 14, 2009
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Friend Zone

Basically a very embarrassing situation both parties would probably like to forget. This can happen to ANYONE (Who the hell cares about gender? This can happen to homosexuals, too. Not only straight people want to find love).

A asks out B, but B doesn't want to complicate the relationship they already have (because maybe they're good friends, and no one likes loosing the chemistry or bond they have with a close friend).

In other words, not wanting to be more than just friends with someone that has feelings for you that are beyond friendship.
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Example:

"Hey, B. I like you. I've liked you for quite a while now, actually. Will you go out with me?"

"WHAT? Uh, I-I can't do that, A. I'm sorry. I just want us to stay friends. Nothing more..."

"..."

"..."

FRIEND ZONED.
by Doesitevenmatter?No. August 3, 2012
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Friend Zone

When someone rejects another when asked out. Many friend-zoned people suffer from extreme butthurt over being friend-zoned, so cold and bitter definitions are posted on dictionary sites like this one. They also don't seem to understand that a man/woman has the right to reject someone if they see them only as a friend.
Man, she put me in the friend zone! Better angrily vlog about how she practiced her own free will.
by But Who Was Phone? February 27, 2013
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Friend whipped

When someone of the male species will do anything a female friend asks of him just because she has tits. Not necessarily because he'll get any action, but just due to the simple fact that she has breasts.
Desirae (who has huge tits): "Leo, will you watch my kid so I can go shopping?"

Leo: "Sure, I'll pick him up for you from the store so you can get the maximum amount of shopping done".

Desirae (who has huge tits): "Carlo, can you hold both my kids at the same time while I do my make up and get ready?"

Carlo: "Sure thing, Desirae".

Leo & Carlo are both friend whipped.
by Wendy Wantme February 23, 2011
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Friend Leech

A "friend" who systematically tries to become friends with all you're friends by injecting themselves into your conversations, messaging your friends online or by generally licking your friends' asses. Ultimately, the leech will aggressively force itself upon one of your friends. This will result in your friend spending less time with you due to the leech sapping your friend's time, energy and even money.

There are some people who are naturally more resistant to the ill-effects of these leeches, such as unpopular people; however, the quickest and most effective way to prevent leeching will always be by immediate identification and outcasting. If you're a current victim of a friend leech, do not panic - there might still be time. Follow this one step:

1. Turn your friends off to the leech by telling them how annoying or undesirable of a person the leech is. It is important to provide good life experiences or lies for this step. This may immunize your friends from the leech's advances.

Q: But what if my friend is already in the process of being leeched or the immunization doesn't work?

A: Ask your friend what they think about the leech and try to encourage them to acknowledge annoying things the leech does (You may need to provide an example). Once you've found something the leech does that annoys your friend, irritate the situation further by getting the leech to do those things and then make fun of the leech with your friend either behind the leech's back or in its face.
1. Before I met Amanda (Friend Leech), I remember how I used to have friends. Now all I have are Internet logs, photographs and memories.
by chasevrocket May 22, 2011
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