fartserbate

the humor of farting while masterbating in the closet naked with 1 or more friends

dude 1: hahaha you just fartserbated
dude 2: honestly it felt better than fucking a chick
dude 1: doesn't smell that bad actually

by Mary Monroe January 1, 2014

Fartstranglers

Extremely tight trousers.

"God, I've put on weight. I used to wear these jeans 10 years ago, now they're a right pair of fartstranglers

by gigliola May 2, 2014

Fartsy

Fartsy is when you almost shit yourselves of a fart but just wants to see if you sharted.

Why am i so fartsy all the time??

by PinkMelody November 2, 2016

fartstrated

Frustrated with all the farts. Usually in reference to your dog.

Ugh I'm so fartstrated with Brutus. My eyes are burning.

by Whiskey kcco February 2, 2017

Fats

A very fat cat that usually is always sitting by her/his food bowl

A very nice kitty

Instead of meowing she/he squeaks

Your cat is definitely a fats

by Mushrootle March 17, 2017

fartsnart

It’s a fart and a sneeze combined

Man I’m gonna do a crazy (fartsnart)

by Biggie Cheese 248 December 20, 2017

Fartscalating

The act of farting in the face of the person behind you while riding up an escalator or walking up a flight of stairs.

That was so nasty! On the way up the guy in front of me kept fartscalating.

by Perfectly Inappropriate Humor May 21, 2018