Flop Artist

A person that always gets something wrong...or someone that just flops on a daily basis, at everything they attempt.

Such things include not being able to keep your end of a deal, embarasing yourself and others, just anything thats just generally going to make you look like a fool, will equate to you becoming a Flop Artist.

guy 1 - hey watch this perfect parralel park
guy 2 - dude, you never get it the first time
guy 1 - fool, watch me
****totally flops parralel park****
guy 2 - your such a flop artist
guy 1 - .....yeah

teacher - Jimmy wheres your homework
Jimmy - i left it at home again, miss.
teacher - jimmy, your such a flop artist

by Dee> January 14, 2009

Floaty

one whom can appear and disappear in an instance, run off motors which help to float around, someone who is slightly stange and may come out with strange comments

-- 'where's ... gone?'

- 'what a floaty cun*'

by floatyman January 14, 2011

Fload (Floating Head of Death)

A co-worker that constantly looks over his cube wall when he hears others talking and barges in on the conversation. This person usually has the characteristic that follow:

Fat
Curly Hair
Smells like wet grass
Smells like milk
Breath smells like a rubber boot
Tells jokes that no one laughs at

FLOAD alert!!! FLOAD Alert. That dude is a complete FLOAD.

by Snake75 July 9, 2005

dead baby float

2 scoops ice cream
one scoop dead baby
add bevrage of choice

mmm taste of baby so creamy and fresh out the whomb

by whats cooler than cool? ice cold mother fucker October 23, 2003

flop dick

A man who doesn't live up to their responsibilites.

Russell didn't pay his chid support this week. What a flop dick.

by Pamela Ambrose January 13, 2007

Flop your tots

The act of flashing ones bare breasts.

You should flop your tots onto the office window.

by Hinkledorf May 16, 2017

Luxembourgian Waffle Flop

This sinister act requires two females with a combined weight of 450 lbs, a skinny male, preferably one with a high pitched pansy-ass voice, and a total of 2 mustaches and 2.5 beards among the group. First, the heavier female lies on the kitchen counter and spreads boysenberry syrup on her genitalia whilst the lighter one pins the male on the floor below. The heavier one then rolls off the counter onto the male, positioned so that her genitalia is directly adjacent to his mouth. The lighter of the two then gets atop the counter and performs a "flying elbow drop." This step is repeated until the male can muster enough energy to scream the Luxembourgian motto "Mir wëlle bleiwe wat mir sinn!" loud enough for the neighbors to hear and contact the proper authorties.

Chevitz: "Oh mine gourd i merely escaped by thine skin of mine dentals!"

Roscwaltz: "Escaped whet mine lad?!"

Chevitz: "T'was the Luxembourgian Waffle Flop mine dear friend. Thine fat bitches nearly concluded mine life with such!"

Roscwaltz: "Aye."

by Macho Man Randy Sandwich January 1, 2011