Friend Blindness

When you've become deep enough friends with someone, that you become unaware of their flaws and imperfections. Someone with friend blindness would stand up for their ugly friends, telling everyone how hot he/she is.

When you think your friend is a 9, and everyone else thinks he/she is a 6.

Terrie: "I remember when I met Alexis, I thought she was so average. But after knowing her for awhile now, she has really become quite beautiful."

Chris: "She looks the same as when you met her. You suffer from Friend Blindness."

by Orangeblood97 July 29, 2010

Firedump

A bowel movement characterized primarily by substantial heat in and around the anal sphincter, often accompanied by severe gut rot. This condition is caused by the consumption of spicy food, like jalapeno peppers or buffalo wings. Firedump will often cause extended visits to the washroom and can drastically inhibit one's productivity for the rest of the day.

The morning after eating a dozen hot buffalo wings and nachos with jalapenos, Patrick sat on the toilet for over an hour as his firedump burned his asshole.

by danpatcon December 2, 2010

Friendalanche

the situation arising from a desire to invite one friend to an event which results in a social obligation to invite a large number of additional friends to said event

Inviting Smiley Sue means you have to invite Laughing Lisa, which then leads to inviting Debbie Downer. And if you invite Debbie Downer, you need to invite Smelly Steve. And so on and so on....

Example: "I would love to invite you to my party, Smiley Sue, but doing so would inevitably lead to a friendalanche."

by MilPhilDil July 1, 2011

friend jumping

When you introduce your friend to another friend, they hit it off and now they keep making plans without you, that's friend jumping.

I don't know if I should introduce Mary to Jen. That bitch is prone to friend jumping.

by Glittergyrl March 15, 2017

fiendship

when two or more people bond over a buzz from the use of a juul or nicotine

friend 1: “bro we have such a strong fiendship”
friend 2: “it’s all because of the juul” i

by chlokru May 29, 2018

friend-dom

the act of dominating a close friend through use of benign psychological warfare so as to achieve an otherwise unlikely, mutually-oriented outcome

Penelope pulled a monster friend-dom by manipulating me into going to Huntington Beach...but it was actually so restorative to my mental health that I'm very glad she did.

by Z. Hebchild March 17, 2020

friend of Lady Gaga

another phrase for a gay person

“Are you a friend of Lady Gaga?”
“Yes, I am gay.”

by bai.cas April 19, 2020