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Fat Cart

The motorized carts available to customers at grocery stores (of course) and Wal Marts. A "fat cart cart" is the noise a fat cart makes when it backs up.
I could not get any ice cream, honey. Some bitch on a fat cart was parked in front of the frozen case.
by Frank Hackett September 3, 2016
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fat rack

"peep that chick over there with the double ds, she has a fat rack"
by pete eckhart January 23, 2017
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Fat Beej

A much larger, sloppier, down right distrusting Beej.

(Beej)- blowjob
“Bro I got a fat Beej last night before sex. Shit was sweet
by I_Prefer_Tacos June 29, 2020
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fat farts

The farting sound resulting from trapped air escaping from between the sweaty bellies of two fat people fucking. (aka- beef queef)
That couple in the adjoining motel room kept me awake for over an hour with their fat farts.
by wolfbait51 April 21, 2011
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baby fat

Fatty tissue which one has from childhood, but will outgrow upon reaching physical maturity.
I'm glad you grew out of your baby fat, now you're a stone fox.
by Joey the Nifty June 6, 2004
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Fat skank

Fat and unattractive girls who try and validate their self esteem by sleeping with as many men as possible. This behaviour is usually accompanied by excuses such as "I was soooo wasted that night", as the fat skank tries to hide the fact that she slept with a man 35 years her senior.

Fat skanks will often try to comfort themselves by making jokes about more attractive people, and telling everyone that their problem is 'glandular'.

Fat skanks are often seen in tight clothing, trying to pretend that they can wear anything skinnier girls can. They are also commonly found posing, or trying to make other people believe they fit in with a certain scene, such as a group of emos or groupies. This behaviour is often met with much derision from others.
Christina is such a fat skank, she sleeps with the ugliest men as often as she can.
by hippohater001 July 13, 2010
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Fat Commander

Usually characterized by an inexperienced, obese female armed with a small degree of authority in unimportant situations. The fat commander stubbornly domineers the workplace environment in an effort to accomplish meaningless goals and tasks based on their criteria, while ignoring all personal shortcomings such as bad breath or body odor.
Ah shit boys, here comes that fat commander!
by dimebagbrian November 1, 2009
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