(noun) A fat cody is someone who has the same name as another, but is 3 times his fucking size. When the smaller name barrer is riding his bike up a hill, the other is pushing his. And instead of needing a cup of water after riding( pushing in the fat cody's case), the fat cody needs 5 water bottles, and maybe a jar of mayonaise he keeps in his bag that he carries. When someone calls the name of the two name carriers, both turn, but then the fat cody realizes he is not the one they want, its the smaller, more fit name barrer that everyone wants to talk to.
Jerry: Hey Dave!
Dave (and the much larger Dave standing within a 5 foot radius): Yeah?
Jerry: No you smaller Dave, get over here.
(Larger Dave leaves feeling confused and unwanted)
Jerry: Did you see that guy standing next to you?
Dave: Yeah he is such a fat cody.
Dave (and the much larger Dave standing within a 5 foot radius): Yeah?
Jerry: No you smaller Dave, get over here.
(Larger Dave leaves feeling confused and unwanted)
Jerry: Did you see that guy standing next to you?
Dave: Yeah he is such a fat cody.
by Gold Hunter November 6, 2011
Get the Fat Codymug. The motorized carts available to customers at grocery stores (of course) and Wal Marts. A "fat cart cart" is the noise a fat cart makes when it backs up.
I could not get any ice cream, honey. Some bitch on a fat cart was parked in front of the frozen case.
by Frank Hackett September 3, 2016
Get the Fat Cartmug. by pete eckhart January 23, 2017
Get the fat rackmug. The farting sound resulting from trapped air escaping from between the sweaty bellies of two fat people fucking. (aka- beef queef)
by wolfbait51 April 21, 2011
Get the fat fartsmug. by Joey the Nifty June 6, 2004
Get the baby fatmug. Fat and unattractive girls who try and validate their self esteem by sleeping with as many men as possible. This behaviour is usually accompanied by excuses such as "I was soooo wasted that night", as the fat skank tries to hide the fact that she slept with a man 35 years her senior.
Fat skanks will often try to comfort themselves by making jokes about more attractive people, and telling everyone that their problem is 'glandular'.
Fat skanks are often seen in tight clothing, trying to pretend that they can wear anything skinnier girls can. They are also commonly found posing, or trying to make other people believe they fit in with a certain scene, such as a group of emos or groupies. This behaviour is often met with much derision from others.
Fat skanks will often try to comfort themselves by making jokes about more attractive people, and telling everyone that their problem is 'glandular'.
Fat skanks are often seen in tight clothing, trying to pretend that they can wear anything skinnier girls can. They are also commonly found posing, or trying to make other people believe they fit in with a certain scene, such as a group of emos or groupies. This behaviour is often met with much derision from others.
by hippohater001 July 13, 2010
Get the Fat skankmug. Usually characterized by an inexperienced, obese female armed with a small degree of authority in unimportant situations. The fat commander stubbornly domineers the workplace environment in an effort to accomplish meaningless goals and tasks based on their criteria, while ignoring all personal shortcomings such as bad breath or body odor.
by dimebagbrian November 1, 2009
Get the Fat Commandermug.