fanny cock

when the axe wound becomes so damaged it starts to resemble a run over cat, pouring pus and jellyfied semen around the badly stacked kebab lips. Blue waffle may also become apparent.

wowsers that fanny cock looks like a bad day in bosnia!

by angrypirate33 June 9, 2016

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fanny pulling

Usually used when homosexual people go out on the pull. Can be used with straight men going out to pull girls. General term for lesbians out in a gay bar on the pull!

Rose: where are you going stella?
Stella: Just out with Stoo
Rose: ah i see your going fanny pulling
(stella blushes)!!!!!!!!!!!

by eadybum November 9, 2008

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Fanny Snuffler

A fanny snuffler is a new lesbian who isn’t experienced at munching, so kinda just roots around down there with little effect, a lesbian yet to learn the trade.

Hey did you hear about ‘Suzie?” , ‘no?’ , “yeah, she’s come out as a lesbian”, ‘wow, still, she won’t be very experienced yet will she?’ , “na , ur right, she’s still a bit of a `Fanny Snuffler`”

by Hug-Hees September 8, 2018

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raving fanny

The state of female genitalia after an all night RAVE: vulva sweaty, knickers need to be chiselled off and there is drum and bass echoing out of the 25K sound system in your gash...

Fucking hell! The sound system in Narnia was banging tonight - I have a terrible case of raving fanny but it was totally worth it. I'm going to need to chisel my knickers off when I get home!

by Faun of Plenty April 25, 2017

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Fanny Tags

Bright and clean vaginal sufaces used commonly by girls who go by the name of Polly, Flo or Jo. These tags cause many iches to go away and can prevent AIDS.

Oh I just need to go down to Boots to grab some Fanny Tags before I have you hard.

by FannyTags Commitie November 3, 2010

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