The inability to move or accomplish anything useful because the cat is lying in you lab purring/sleeping.
Him: Hon, could you grab me a beer from the fridge?
Her: Get it yourself!
Him: I can't. I've got feline paralysis.
Her: Get it yourself!
Him: I can't. I've got feline paralysis.
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2. I am so felicitous today since my father has returned from his journey.
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NOTE: The opposite of felicitous is infelicitous.
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A:hey, this one girl was going crazy this week she is so funny. What was her name again?
B:oh, you mean Feli
A:yeah, right
B:oh, you mean Feli
A:yeah, right
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