Ethan

A turducken retarded kid With mental issues he looks like the pig from barnyard

See ethan ya he looks like the pig from barnyard

by Jerrbear1400 February 7, 2019

Ethan

A man usually that has a small midget dick

He has a real Ethan

by Frankie 555 October 17, 2019

Ethan

Ethan is an egg

He is half British and half South African

His favorite show is GOT and he skomoras to it at night

Yoh Ethan was here today

He was acting like an egg

by Witcher of excelsior •_• September 5, 2018

Ethan

Ethan is a coo persons we met in pakistan in a air raid shelter and we knew it was love at first sight now we're in the grave after stepping on a landmine but we are closer than ever!

ethan

by A3KT3K October 19, 2019

Ethan

Normally a sexy god. This name is normally held by “thot” slayers with more then atleast a 100 foot penis. The holder of this great name is most likely able to move girls lungs around with his penis. He is normally abusive twards women and exotic animal.

Girl: OWWWW STOP IT HURTS SO BAD
Ethan: SHUTUP ~hits girl with aluminum baseball bat~

by Ajakalal March 25, 2019

Ethan

He is annoying. Nobody likes him. He has a microscopic peen. He is a clout chaser, man hoe. He is so annoying an nobody likes him.

Danggg. Ethan is so damn annoying

by Ethan Suxxxx May 16, 2019

Ethan

Ethan is a VERY annoying kid. Having him as a friend is fun, but he´s VERY annoying and UGLY. Yall are welcome for this VERY honest definition. <3

Eww, its ETHAN.

by JohnIsVeryCringe March 2, 2020