penile erectionism

a fancy name for a boner :)

Oh my GOSH Charles! By Golly, you've got a penile erectionism! :O (:D)

by first_time_dictionary_dot_comr June 3, 2009

Fortnite Erections

When you look at the thicc peoples skins like those gingermans with those big butts and sexy boobs

Can you be too attracted to women? bobby: "look at that sexy cowgirl. i got fortnite erections cause of her" john: "ew i hate you but aww ive been getting dreams of her"

by HelpIHaveDeppresion February 8, 2019

erextion

What happens to a man when he is sexting his lover.

Jun got an erextion while sexting Amy.

by alcimedes169 June 16, 2009

Earection

When a dog gets his ears erect from another dog, person, or object. And wants to smash it

* bad bitch walks by
Dat nigga: damn if I was a dog I would have a total earection right now seeing that ass walk past
Bitch nigga: yea me to

by Dat reet nigga slah February 3, 2014

Injection Ejection

To be fired from a job or banished from a location after being busted for shooting drugs.

I had to find a new gig after my injection ejection last month,

by forcefedmark March 27, 2011

Affection Errection

An erection of the penis obtained due to affection for a partner, often during cuddling.

Babe I didn't want the booty I just got an Affection Errection!

by Snivvels November 3, 2015

worthless as an election promise

In view of politicians making promises before an election but invariably breaking them after an election.
Therefore the lowest possible denominator of the value of something can be described in this way.

'Jack's commitment to give up smoking is as worthless as an election promise.'

'Yeah, he won't last a day.'

by MrMagnesium May 14, 2014