by Whales dork August 21, 2023

An idiot who thinks Metallica is the best metal band ever, who's politics change like a babies underwear and purchases metal paraphernalia to justify his existence.
What a douche metal dork, everything is metal or nothing. Secretly rubs his Hulk Hogan WWF action figure inappropriately on very appropriate areas.
by Powdered Douche Nut July 9, 2025

A nation of dorks that come together as one that drink almond lattes, wear muti coloured cardigans, and have names like poompie and chippy.
by Liam9752 July 6, 2018

A dirty dork is a donut with a hotdog in the middle of it.
"Omg Becky, their is a weiner in the middle of that donut!"
"Omg Becky, their is a weiner in the middle of that donut!"
by The Jerker January 7, 2024

My boyfriend Brett is the definition of a dork. I literally met him at an academic uil event (him literally getting first place in social studies). I love him and his geeky/dorkiness.
by Cuddlebug214 July 22, 2022

by Sexydimma September 17, 2016

by courter July 4, 2006
