Somebody that constantly has to have a game to play or a song to sing just to make it a few miles down the road in a car. Someone that has to read a murder mystery novel to come up with a way to have somebody offed (by a hitman for example). Somebody that uses their own face on an uninspired painting, or paints something in the vicinity because they are a narcissist that lacks imagination.
The dork might have been helpless to kill her husband if she hadn't read the murder mystery about how to hire a hitman and get away with the murder. She lived her entire life as a coward, so she wouldn't try it if the odds were against her getting away with it at some point, or at least getting her sentence reduced.
by The Original Agahnim November 28, 2021
Get the Dorkmug. Derriona is such a dork, she is apart of every after school group and says such dorkish things you can’t do anything but call her what she is. A DORK!!!
by -Gunna March 28, 2025
Get the Dorkmug. by Thewhaleman78 April 5, 2021
Get the Dorkmug. Involves an act of mating, between two people.. In which both people involved are dorks and can only express their love in quotes of things from popular culture, the more obscure the quote the better.
OMG i can't believe that guy just sung bad touch by blood hound game, the force is strong in this one and i am totally going to like dork scrimping the fuck out of that cock.
by totsnotmatthew April 15, 2019
Get the dork scrimpingmug. Have you seen the videos where somebody's doing donuts in a parking lot with their car and manages to hit the light pole?
Poled dork is a joke nickname for those people and a dumb parody of the word pulled pork, a kind of food.
Poled dork is a joke nickname for those people and a dumb parody of the word pulled pork, a kind of food.
Hello YouTube, today I'll show you how to become a poled dork. First step, go to Walmart with your muscle car. Next step, locate appropriate light pole.
Now you are ready. Do donuts and aim for the light pole. Screw up your car to become the ultimate poled dork
Now you are ready. Do donuts and aim for the light pole. Screw up your car to become the ultimate poled dork
by rfrsiopgjdog September 12, 2023
Get the poled dorkmug. 
by KodAyden November 8, 2024
Get the Dork Scrollingmug.