Yankee Doodler

It's when you eat macaroni off the erect phallus of a gentleman stripper.

Do you put salt in the boiling water for your pasta before you use it in the yankee doodler, or not?

by The Yankee Doodler Enjoyer June 13, 2022

skrinson doofer flip flop

Coloquialism for any given object in need of passing (spliff, salt, remote, etc)

HIT ME UP IF YOU WOULD LIKE YOUR BALLS LICKED

Pass me the skrinson doofer flip flop bro, you're hogging it

by fleshconker December 6, 2022

Hairy Dooters

Harris Teeter is the King of Hairy Tits. A lot of people may wonder if Harris Teeters (AKA Hairy Teeters, Hairy Teeth (Hairy Teethers) or Even a Hairy Tooth (Hairy Toothers) are the same things as Hairy Deuters (Thou Shalt Not Deuteronomy), Dairy Hooters (AKA Dairy Hoots), Hairy Dooters and Hairy Doots. No, but they are similar in the fact that Hairy Dooters (AKA Hairy Doots) resemble 5th assholes covered in black hair that can appear anywhere on your body and Harris Teeters along with Dairy Hooters (AKA Dairy Hoots) are like 5th hairy nipples that can do the same.

In some extreme cases, you may have everything from the Dirty Hairies and the Hairy Canaries down to the Dirty Cahooters and the Wooly Babullies, Doodie Croutons, Dut Cracks and the whole nine yards.

Dairy Nipples and Nairy Dipples are fifth hairless nipples that can grow anywhere on your body. These are a lot like Hairy Dooters & Hairy Deuters (AKA Hairy Doots which are fifth hairy assholes) and Dairy Hooters (AKA Dairy Hoots which are fifth hairy nipples), only the latter ones listed here just so happen to produce hair, not so unlike a Harris Teeter.

"Thou shalt not forsake the name of my hairy dooters against a wall!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 27, 2023

sloober doober

Someone who can be annoying and a snitch

She is being a real sloober doober

by Anajhdbdnssnn November 12, 2023

baby doomer

Someone who looks cute but will fuck you up

Someone: Oh, he's so cute.
Me: Cute? He's a baby doomer

by babydoomer November 15, 2023

Cheese Doodler

A man or women who doodles everyone's cheese

Tim was a hard ass cheese doodler

by Freddrick Smith November 21, 2023

Phantom Dooker

When you use a public toilet and leave behind a 15" lunker of a log and leave it without flushing for an unsuspecting person to bear witness to your creation.

I walked into the restroom at the gas station and the Phantom Dooker had struck leaving only a massive turd for everyone to see.

by anonymous December 1, 2023