Golden Dong

The ten inch gold plated dildo that is awarded yearly to the victor of Destroy Dick December}.

"Dude, did you hear it?! David won triple d, hes about to be awarded the golden dong!"

by Synth 2 September 8, 2019

Bionic Dong

A reference to Swagatron 3000, bionic dong can be used to describe people who say things which are inane or of little intelligence. Bionic dong is quite versatile in meaning and usage.

A: DurbanpoisonXskunk said that you're a junkie.
B: A junkie? I don't even use drugs!
A: I guess I shouldn't listen to that bionic dong.

"Bionic Dong" can be used differently when combined with other phrases:
A: Jimmy and Joe are having a party tonight.
B: That'll be a bionic sausage fest.

by Hitmancool December 18, 2011

fuck dong

1) NOUN -A person who's personality or behavior resembles that of a curved erect penis.

2) NOUN -Someone who acts like a chode or douchebag, usually to compensate for their inability to become completely straight during erections.

Chase was such a fuck dong last night. It was like having sex with a vacuum cleaner handle.

by Moist Water February 14, 2017

dong station

dong station (n.) Otherwise known as the mouth.

I told the mouthy bitch to shut her dong station.

by MidnightHeat December 4, 2016

Pepper Dong

A mini gong made out of pepper. You hit it over your food and it sprinkles pepper ovet your food

Do you have the pepper dong? My food needs more flavor.

by hellohsvsjdbd July 29, 2022

dong schnopler

Someone who likes to Schnopel Dongs.

Did you see Karen? She’s such a Dong Schnopler.

by SuperSlimyDirtPerson October 26, 2018

Sped Dong

A reference to a sped who has a large penis. As the myth goes, most special education boys have large penises.

"Yo i heard that retard has a HUGE penis!"

"Yeah no shit sherlock, hes got a sped dong"

by Exactlybruh November 6, 2019