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Disney Lick

While on vacation at Disneyland, my girl and I took turns giving Disney Licks while wearing Mickey Mouse ears.
by Paprcuts December 2, 2017
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Disney Jr

Disney Jr is a channel on your tv thats like disney channel but for people under the age of 7, Its meant for kids but sometimes they curse not really but like misheard it, like when they said “HEY YA F**KING BOY”
Your Older Brother: hey whatcha watchin?

You: Disney Jr

Your Older Brother: Oh Lemme See

You: Ok

Disney Jr: HEY YA F**KING BOY

Your older Brother: *silence*
by PoopyMcShartingPants October 12, 2022
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disney wants their artist back

A compliment for someone’s art that says it’s really good, maybe even Disney level
I’m getting a phone call. Disney wants their artist back.
by EmberTheCat March 24, 2022
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Disney Channel Kid

Usually seen smoking crappy weed at a public pool, wearing a unicorn mask.
Look there goes that disney channel kid.... his name must be fred.
by Evilduck55 June 26, 2021
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Disney partner

its a boyfriend or girlfriend who also loves to watch Disney movies
My Disney partner is coming over to watch Mulan with me.
by FuckS0C1ety April 28, 2015
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Disney Nostalgia

The feeling that the world is pure and full of only simple pleasures; overwhelmingly peaceful. An added rain/waterfall noise makes it feel as if you are in your own fairytale, an enchantingly gloomy Disney classic developed by the brilliant mind of Walt Disney.
Disney Nostalgia:
"Imagine yourself in a white rose garden with a marble gazebo in the center. You are sitting in the middle of the gazebo, a wishing well a few feet away. The sound of the rushing water from the little streams surrounding you, and the mist created by the morning cold cools your skin refreshingly at midnight. You feel safe, euphoric, and at peace in this enchanting setting. Looking down at the river, you see the diamond-like reflection of the stars against the night sky and the warmth that is pure 'Disney magic' overtakes you as tears of longing and happiness dot your eyes. Take this moment. take advantage of it. Why? Because you haven't listened to these beautiful pieces in years and at long last, you can listen to them as if it was your first time. you will never get this feeling. so get a good cry in. But don't be sad, be happy."
by ijustwantoctober October 12, 2022
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Disney Cannon

When a Large company, for this definition and example Disney Company, buys a franchise of really any type and Ruins It Completely. Star Wars episodes 8 and 9 are So Bad that Most fans think that Disney Ruined the franchise according to the available Canon, which is a term used for historically defined rules, creations, or otherwise established world-building used for the universe being presented. Disney, also for an example of the "Disney Cannon," Arbitrarily decided to "decanonize," or make Not Canon Anymore, Most of the old material because "it is inconvenient for the current material, "that were, again, So Bad that their Own Materials even Broke their Own Established Canon.

So, for this example, the company Allowed uneducated people Of the franchise lore to take the "Disney Cannon," and make Arbitrary decisions Without Democratic Acceptance of the materials, that largely breaks, or makes incomprehensible, the content that the franchise has established as a whole and especially to the franchise's Established Canon.

Cannon is in reference to the blunt, destructive power of unregulated and unchecked misuse of power in Control of a Largely accepted artwork that can be seen as going Against the wants, hopes, and desires of the loyal fan-base.
Friend 1: "I can't believe they made money off of this film. There must just be So Many people that are fans that even seeing the movie 1 time at 15 dollars will make them close to a Billion dollars."
Friend 2: "Yeah, the Disney Cannon blew a gaping hole in the franchise and I am not sure they can even recover. I'm not buying their 40 dollar blue ray That's for sure."
Friend 3: 'I guess that Proves that you can cut the nose off the Mona Lisa if you can afford to buy it. the Disney Cannon really made a mess of things."

Normal Person with Negative Opinion: "The Rise of Skywalker is one of the Worst films I've ever seen. Can you believe how bad it was?"
Adversary to the Social Consensus: "You are a Sexist, a Misogynist, and a Racist for having negative opinions about this exceptional film with strong people doing their best."
Normal Person with Negative Opinion: "Looks like I've been hit by the Disney Cannon!" *Que Laugh Track*

Man: "I can't believe they've destroyed the established canon, over 30 years of great content, so badly and made so much material irrelevant to Their story arch. Rey can do these Ridiculous things Constantly and it makes no sense and was never even mentioned before, even in the films."
Insane Person: "You are just an angry man baby who can't handle strong women in lead roles."
Man: "I guess I've been hit by the Disney Cannon." *Que Laugh Track*
by MCPKG January 9, 2020
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