diaryhha

diaryhha: puttting a bunch of yesterday's useless sh*t in a book... reference to when said act of diary entry goes haywire and the author is so completely overwhelmed by whatever experience prompted the entry that it just kept runnin and running on and on and...

"yeah, so I totally got a bad case of diaryhha after my date yesterday with todd... what a waste of time that was..."

by evil03mustang January 27, 2008

dairy farmed

when some "does work" in the bathroom right before someone else needs to take a shower.

"dude, I was running late for work today and my roommate totally dairy farmed me right before I jumped in the shower"

by 6'4"fastguy February 6, 2010

Dairy Intelligent

Smart people with an allergy to dairy foods.

dude, you're so dairy intelligent!

by kneeface June 14, 2011

Dairy Queen

A selfish little bitch, who won't give you a fucking refund no matter how much you deserve it. Even when she fucking spills it all over your pants when she flips the blizzard over to show you how cool they are. AND THEY WERE FUCKING NICE PANTS TOO! fuck man....

"THIS IS THE THIRD TIME IV'E BEEN FUCKED BY DAIRY QUEEN!"
"I know the feel, man.."

by The Motha' Fucking Dairy King June 7, 2016

daryllee

A fucking amazing person that I’m so glad I met in PE. Literally the best person you’ll ever meet!

Daryllee is the greatest person ever!

by A person at shs May 14, 2018

face diarea

The inability to control one's facial expressions when listening to someone else. Most often used to describe someone's face showing disgust or bewilderment when listening to someone saying something unintelligent.

When listening to their boss Kevin moronically attempt to explain the work, Chris turned to Lindsey and said "you have major face diarea ; you look exactly like how I feel..."

by Arc1 June 6, 2018

Vampire diaries

When you eat a girl out while she is on her period and then tell her family what you did

Hi father in-law me and your daughter did vampire diaries last night

by Dickout6inch February 27, 2021