dead window painting

Art drawn on Windows windows that have stopped responding by dragging another window over the dead window. Results in multiple copies of the dragged window and if dragged artistically can be very saddening when the dead window starts responding again.

- "Hey, that's some sweet Dead Window Painting you have there."
- "Ya, I hope my boss sees all the time wasted waiting for this stupid Dell Hell machine."

by austinhaws October 18, 2008

Deadbabies Feet

When something in a picture takes away the sexiness or hotness of something else.

Referring to the movie "A Door in the Floor" starring Jeff Bridges in which the character Eddie has to cover up Jeff Bridges characters dead sons feet in a picture with his wife so he can jack off to her.

The Little Girl: Where are the feet?

Jeff Bridges: Sorry, we show her these pictures a lot, she gets upset if we don't show her. Goodnight Eddie.

Eddies (internal dialogue that I made up): I wouldn't have to if your dead babies feet weren't such a cock block! Freaking deadbabies feet!

by HotRollaSizzle February 19, 2009

dead presidents day

Pay day

Finally my favorite day of the week, dead presidents day.

by gorge washingtons October 11, 2011

Deaddickation

When you have to jerk off at least 3-7 times a day. Before work, after work. (even if you are running late) Before the gym, after the gym. Before mowing the grass, after mowing the grass. Before sex....the problem is you jerked off so many times now that your partner wants to have sex , in result you are just stuck with a limp , beat up, lonely, sore hot dog.

Dude, I jerked off so many times today when Amy and I tried to fuck I couldn't even get it hard. Must be a part of my Deaddickation.

by OCMD January 7, 2016

Dead Mouse

When a guy sends an unwanted dick pic.
'I can see you're proud of it but I'm going to throw it away without ever touching it.'

Exchanged numbers with David yesterday and he dropped a dead mouse on me last night.

by Anon1Adult June 30, 2016

Dead lighter syndrome

When your "lighter" is dead af and there is not a "store" open to go get one even if you had a ride. So you want to smoke do badly but there's no possible way no "lighter" no stove or toaster either therefore your left a with DEAD LIGHTER SYNDROME.

THAT GUY YEAH THAT GUY HE HAS DEAD LIGHTER SYNDROME HAVE HE AIN'T SMOKING NOTHING!

by Snowflakebaby February 26, 2018

dead spider

the smell of a charcoal skinned individual

bro, that extremely tanned individual smells like a dead spider.

by yojan the great May 8, 2018