Dirty Dave

That one kid in your school, workplace, or town who is constantly jacking off and doesn't care who knows. His life revolves around the art of arousal and reluctantly refuses to hang with his friends and instead practices his stamina in bed.

Wheres David?

He said he couldn't make it.

What a Dirty Dave!

Seriously, it's like the third weekend in a row!

by rhdallas April 30, 2011

homi dave

a super cool wiked alsome guy

yo homi dave is so wicked awsome

by homi dave June 4, 2004

neha dave

the most attractive indian in the world, very small with a disproportionally large bottom, see also short arse

did u see that ass its huge, almost neha size dude

by Anonymous March 28, 2003

Dave Madden

Jeopardy genius who earned over $430,000 in winnings, but nobody really cared because Ken Jennings won over $2.5 million. Holds the record for the second highest Jeopardy winnings of all time.

Jeopardy fan: "I love Jeopardy! Ken Jennings is God."

Dave Madden: "What about me, Dave Madden?"

Jeopardy fan: "Dave who?"

Dave Madden: "..."

by jkline27 March 14, 2010

diver dave

When a man gets hot fudge poured in his asscrack and a one legged midget licks it up.

"That guy totally just got diver dave'd!"

by Eli Ankst January 6, 2008

dave and steve

The dynamic duo of douchebags. They both suck and everyone hates them. They can't get laid for their lives. If you are caught seen with them you are question about your sexuality.

Dave and Steve are total tools and everyone knows it. They can't live without each other.

by The Preacher of truth December 24, 2013

Struggling Dave

When you're trying to go number 2 but can't make it happen.

It was then that I realized that Nate wasn't coming back for a while---he had his own Struggling Dave to take care of.

by AllTimeLow2 August 16, 2017