dave chappelle

a very funny muslim comedian that hosts his own show called Chappelle's Show on comedy central

Dave Chappelle is the true king of comedy

by mayson May 22, 2007

Dirty Dave

That one kid in your school, workplace, or town who is constantly jacking off and doesn't care who knows. His life revolves around the art of arousal and reluctantly refuses to hang with his friends and instead practices his stamina in bed.

Wheres David?

He said he couldn't make it.

What a Dirty Dave!

Seriously, it's like the third weekend in a row!

by rhdallas April 30, 2011

homi dave

a super cool wiked alsome guy

yo homi dave is so wicked awsome

by homi dave June 4, 2004

neha dave

the most attractive indian in the world, very small with a disproportionally large bottom, see also short arse

did u see that ass its huge, almost neha size dude

by Anonymous March 28, 2003

Dave Madden

Jeopardy genius who earned over $430,000 in winnings, but nobody really cared because Ken Jennings won over $2.5 million. Holds the record for the second highest Jeopardy winnings of all time.

Jeopardy fan: "I love Jeopardy! Ken Jennings is God."

Dave Madden: "What about me, Dave Madden?"

Jeopardy fan: "Dave who?"

Dave Madden: "..."

by jkline27 March 14, 2010

Dave's Triple

When three men engage in sexual intercourse, but want to keep it anonymous. So they all call each other Dave. Henceforth, the Dave's Triple

Guy 1: Hey bro, you up for a Dave's Triple?
Guy 2: Yes, I'm very hungry ;)
Guy 3: I'm down "Dave" ;)

by Dave #2 May 12, 2017

diver dave

When a man gets hot fudge poured in his asscrack and a one legged midget licks it up.

"That guy totally just got diver dave'd!"

by Eli Ankst January 6, 2008