docing

D.O.C. means Drunk On Campus. so someone who is docing is drunk on campus.
pronounced "docking"

"dude my friend is docing today. hope he doesnt get caught."

by jrlicjhr April 25, 2008

Docism

As you age and your hearing begins to fail. The words that you hear are no longer the words that are actually being spoken. The responses that you give that no longer make sense in a natural conversational manner would be considered a docism.

My dad's buying a Jeep......What's you dad buying sheep for....Oh what a docism.
Your name's Crazy....your names Tracy....Oh your names Francine.

by dcrophopper May 7, 2015

Doctor

Verb; to doctor someone meaning to poke someone with a syringe needle to administer recreational drugs intravenously (usually fentanyl, heroine but can also be methamphetamine, cocaine, etc.) ie: to shoot someone up.

“I can doctor you”
“I can’t do it myself, can you doctor me?”
“Can someone doctor me?”
“Thanks for doctoring me, I just couldn’t do it myself”

by Kyxo June 24, 2019

Douche Doctor

This term applies to people who feel they must put a Dr. in front of their name to imply some sort of power, prestige or additional knowledge of something they know nothing about. By the addition of the title Dr. they might even assume they are some sort of Doctard or have some knowledge about the medical profession. In reality they are nothing more than a douche.

This guy whose name rhymes with Bucket threw a Dr in front of his name and has come to save the day, man he's such a douche doctor...

by FriendofM September 14, 2009

Snog Doctor

One who goes out soley to kiss/snog girls all night! Is known to snog for hours upon hours on a full or even empty D'floor.

Only becomes the SNOG DOCTOR after successfully snogging a different girl once a night for at least a semester. (note: any girl counts)
Will ditch mates if a chance of a good ol' snogging.

Westy: Hey Jimmy, where's Mitho?

Jimmy: Ahh he's just over there snogging some woman, God he's a snog doctor. How does he do it?

by Moustache Man October 4, 2011

Hope Dorion

Your basic rich entitled white bitch, a hope dorion is a rich white girl who believes that everyone likes her and wants any guy that another girl likes. If you talk to the hope dorion it will seem nice until proven not and it will more than likely talk shit about you behind your back before denying ever talking to you in the first place

Dude, that asshole who tired to fight you is a total Hope Dorion

by Partofthecuntchurch November 15, 2017

Gut Doctor

A doctor practicing “alternative medicine” who leeches off the economy by tricking unintelligent people into thinking that they have “leaky gut syndrome”.

Half of the people who appear on Dr. Oz (with the other half being “spiritual doctors”).

Man, that gut doctor charged me $1000 for some bullshit supplements and gave me a fortune teller card as a thank you for scamming me.

by mihoyminoy July 6, 2019