Ditching

The act of licking someone’s butt hole after they go number 2 without wiping

Robbert and David where're ditching last night

by darrell jarrell July 18, 2025

ditch jockey

A real jerk. Someone so vile no one would help rescue out of a flooded ditch... just leave and let it ride.

That pain in the arse can stay in jail for a couple of weeks... I'm not bailing that ditch jockey out.

by DONDOWOLFE January 17, 2017

Freshman ditch day

Don’t go to school

I don’t have to go to school today it’s freshman ditch day

by Nobodyhbu December 10, 2021

Alaskan ditch

Where one defecates, puts the feces into a condom and proceeds to freeze it. After some time, one grabs said feces and proceeds to insert it onto a door handle, thus removing the condom to ensure the individual pursing the act is completely free of feces. After that, a blowtorch is required to thaw out the feces so that when an individual instinctively grabs the door handle, their hand is covered in dirty shit

Bro we should Alaskan ditch the shit out Mr. Steinberg

by Rahmaglano October 30, 2021

Ditch dayne

This is a type of guy that likes to leave the people person or place he was originally at if there’s something more fun or people more cool

That guy is a ditch dayne

by JamesSmith34 January 28, 2023

Ditch McGritch

(adj) When someone ditches, or leaves their friend behind for little reason due to selfishness. Originated from Sydney Technical H.S. in music class.

(The good) Pakistani: "Oi where did (sri lankan) go that's crazy"
(Short) Bengali: Bro he always ditch mcgritches

or

You: *Clicks off of the canva template to work by himself*
Russian: "Brooo why did you ditch mcgritch we were doing this together!"

by Injinct February 17, 2024

ditch bitch

a ditch bitch is sawyer fleming

you are a ditch bitch

by chrissyspompoms July 16, 2022