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Ditching

I fucked a girl in a ditch the other day, I was ditching long into the night
by Smedge April 16, 2021
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Mental Ding-Dong-Ditch

When someone nearby catches your attention by saying your name but, is talking to or about someone else with the same name
Stranger: Hey Josh! how are you doing?

Josh: *looks up from phone from nearby*

Different Josh who is actually talking to the stranger: I’m good how about you?

Josh: ... I just got mental ding-dong-ditched
by Phlip_side September 12, 2018
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Make like Rama Lama Ding Dong and Ditch the place

To evacuate or scram as quickly as possible, same meaning as To Make like Pig Latin and Amscray .

Comes from the song, "Rama Lama Ding Dong" by the Edsels, as well as the term "Ding Dong Ditch".
So, are you going to make like Rama Lama Ding Dong and Ditch the place, or am I gonna have to clobber you?
by GallopingSausage April 24, 2025
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ditch-wiener

Synonym for low brow, of low quality, disgusting, or not worth consuming.
Your ditch-wiener son’s not going to date my daughter.

Would you like some hot dogs? Nobody wants that ditch-wiener meat.

(when offered cheap alcohol) That vodka’s ditch-wiener.

Let’s go find a date at Neely.

You’re only going find ditch-wiener girls at that ditch-wiener dorm.
by 08-Patches January 14, 2024
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Ditch mode

I’m going out with my friends today and putting my old lady on ditch mode.
by Old lady 1976 October 1, 2021
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Ditch Wine

Liquor of such poor quality that it should be consumed while in a ditch because you will inevitably end up in one anyway
All he could afford was some ditch wine.

Well liquor is ditch wine.
by Marchaverage May 4, 2021
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freshman ditch day

don’t go to school it’s freshman ditch day🤪
one day to actually ditch freshman year and go get snack with friends hang out OUTSIDE of school
“why didn’t u come to school?” because today is freshman ditch day i ditched 😆
by schooldays May 16, 2023
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