Dirt Squirrel

Also known as a "festival chick", a dirt squirrel is a girl who like nothing more than to have dirty tent sex with strangers at music festivals. They can be identified by their dreadlocks, lack of bra, body odor and interest in astrology. All you have to tell them is you've got a dirty backpack full of MDMA and acid tabs and they'll sit on your dick.

"You don't wanna hook up with Sarah, she's a full-blown dirt squirrel these days. I heard she fucked like three dudes at Bonnaroo last summer."

by frailninja March 16, 2016

dirt bagel

When you put butter or cream cheese on someone's butt hole before licking it.

She's so hot id give her a dirt bagel.

by Tommytwo40 March 23, 2016

Dirt pointers

A pair of saggy ass titties as if their nipples point to the floor.

Guy: Look that girls not wearing a bra

Friend: I know she has some dirt pointers.

by BigPerm31 April 11, 2016

dirt mining

anal sex

Did you enjoy dirt mining last night?

by skyhigh_etc September 20, 2016

dirt in her kitchen

When your having anal sex and switch to vaginal without cleaning your cock off!

That filthy whore loves it when i get dirt in her kitchen, and help her make Hungarian hotdogs

by Darkstar013 August 21, 2016

dirt explosion

a funny word used to represent the grenades in most games.
unlike a Balloon Floater, this has no sexual connotations.

guy 1: hit the dirt explosion!
guy 2: dirt explosiooon!
guy 3 :hahahaha wooow.

by god is a bidoof May 19, 2016

dirt sausage

A turd, poop on the ground.

Something you can call someone being a brat.

Shelby was picking on Thomas Allison, but the 6 year old replied "you're a dirt sausage!!"

by se_allison December 20, 2016