Depression

The common rational reaction to self-awareness.

Are you depressed for a very good reason, depressed for no good reason, or just depressed?

by Killing Kittens January 17, 2005

Post Vegas Depression (PVD)

Depression experienced after an awesome weekend of drinking, smoking, dancing, gambling, and fucking in Las Vegas.

Damn, homie... Post Vegas Depression (PVD) hittin' hard now that I'm back at work.

by serleomar October 20, 2008

Post-Ghaith-Depression

Post-Ghaith-Depression (PGD) is a new phenomen that has recently been discovered by an unknown high school student. This phenomen is a result from playing with someone who's "Ghaithing". "Ghaithing" is a word that is only used when playing League of Legends. So what does it mean? It means that you're playing terribly, you're feeding the opponent and cannot tell when to retreat.

Symptons of PGD:
- You feel like there's no reason to play League of Legends anymore.
- Less interest in life or any social activities.
- Low self esteem and Psychological projection.

When Ghaithing in game, your amount of deaths are significant more than kills/assist

After losing a game with someone who's Ghaithing, you feel Post-Ghaith-Depression.

by NikkåJohan October 24, 2011

Post-Avatar Depression

A serious bout of emotional depression usually occuring after watching James Cameron's "Avatar", and realizing that no matter what, our world will never be as cool as that, and you will never be able to ride a dragon, live in trees, or have awesome blue skin.

Friend 1: "Hey man is Chris coming to club tonight?"

Friend 2: "Naw man, he's still going through post-avatar depression..."

by IAH January 22, 2010

App store depression

When a week or two go by where nothing seems interesting to download on the iTunes app store.

Dude, we're totally in an app store depression, there's no good apps!

by Foxman595 January 11, 2010

Depressed

DEPRESSED:
/dəˈprest/
When someone is 'depressed' it means that they are not happy. They don't know what is causing them to be depressed, they just are. They feel hollow inside and don't know why. Depression is made up of: Anxiety, sadness, loneliness, and confusion.

There are sadly people that are depression posers. Now you're probably wondering, "what the hell does he mean by 'depression posers?'"

'DEPRESSION POSERS' are people that state that they are depressed. They say they are depressed because someone recently dumped them, they aren't doing so well in school, or some other shitty reason. They will go off saying that they are "So depressed" and it gets annoying. They want attention. That's why they tell people they are depressed. Anyone with depression doesn't state it out loud, and probably doesn't know they even are depressed. Someone might go up and ask an actual depressed being if he/she is depressed. Depression posers say it before anyone asks them. Depression posers are attention whores and stereotypical emo kids. Now why the fuck are you lookin' up depression on Urban Dictionary? Eh, I guess some of the definitions can be funny. Why the fuck am I writing the definition for depression on urban dictionary? Well I guess to share my opinion and call out the 12-16 year olds who are depression posers.

Depressed Being: "I don't know what it is... It just feels like something is missing

Depression poser: "omfg, I'm so depressed."

Depressed Being: "Yeah dad... Everything's alright... I think.."

Depression Poser: "Dad, you wouldn't understand... I'm depressed."

Depressed Being: "It'll get better... whatever it is..."

Depression Poser: "I just want to shoot myself right now... Or slit my throat... Or cut myself. Man I'm so depressed."

Guy sitting next to depression poser: "Shut the fuck up."

Guy sitting next to depressed being: "Hey... You okay?"

by iSammy! March 12, 2015

The Great Depression

The Great Depression, also known as 8th Grade, is the most edgy year of someone's life. From this point on, you will only go down hill into the memes and tumblr pages. You WILL tell your parents that gaming is not a phase, and that "I need to be experimental like everyone else". You will also start to do what you think is cool amongst High Schoolers, but is really only done by the typical Sophomore Stoners who always sneak out of class to go to the Sophomore Juul Room. That's about it. That's The Great Depression.

Typical 8th grader being edgy: "I just can't be happy anymore.... **typing a noose**"
Another 8th grader being edgy: "Do it u wont"

High Schooler who already went through the phase: "Aaah, I can already see The Great Depression rising in their eyes."

by Kiakyu March 21, 2019