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Curse of Craig

You are suffering from "Curse of Craig" when Microsoft Teams decides to play hide and seek with your online status, acting all mysterious and crashing like it's auditioning for a sci-fi thriller. Additionally, when the crash hits, it's like Teams just dropped the mic and left the building.

It's like Craig, the mischievous Teams gremlin, decided to mess with your vibes. Your status? Offline. Your sanity? Hanging by a thread. It's the Teams version of a glitchy rollercoaster, throwing unexpected loops and turns when you least expect it. You're sending messages into the void, hoping against hope that your coworkers don't think you've ghosted the whole squad.

So, next time Teams decides to play hide-and-seek with your online presence, just know you've fallen victim to the Curse of Craig.
As I was gearing up for the most crucial virtual meeting of the week, the Curse of Craig hit me like a rogue wave.
by GarroshIcecream January 17, 2024
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Zoink's curse

The curse of every GD player becoming a furry (which is good btw)

The origin comes from Kawaqii's "what is zoink doing" video, that explicitly tells that Zoink is a furry with proof

Then it spread to the entire GD community
XxMLGProGamerxX: hi
iAmFX81: mraaawww :3
XxMLGProGamerxX: zoink's curse?
by teteus420 uwu :3333 August 6, 2025
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Edogawa Conan's curse

It come from the anime series and manga "Detective Conan"/"Case closed" which often handles cases. What's the unique of that? every time Conan visits a place, a criminal case always occurs

From this, Conan Edogawa is often referred to as the curse of death

You could say it was like a death curse carried by a kid🙂 ↕🙂 ↕

"Be wary of 7 year olds lil kid wearing glasses and red ribbon ties" hahaha
"Why do we always get into trouble whenever we play with him? On top of that, he seems to have terrible luck wherever he goes"

"Oh my Gosh! he has edogawa Conan's curse! Can u realize that!?"
by DamnRight_yippe July 21, 2024
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The Cursed Creature

In the game minecraft, in hardcore mode it is hard mode but if you die you lost your world, and an elytra is a pair of wings that let you fly, So, A "Cursed Creature" is what a minecraft youtuber becomes when they eventually beat hardcore, they just fly around behind their elytra machines for the rest of the series until they die, they just fly around, building machines.
xX_s1a1in_Xx: you remember dantdm? when we started his hardcore series?
xX_h1tl3r_Xx: Yeah, he's the living example of The Cursed Creature now
xX_s1a1in_Xx: I just have to agree.
by xX_N0_PR1S0N3RS_Xx January 1, 2021
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Curse-ye-ha-me-ha

The Curse-ye-ha-me-ha, also known as the Shin-ye-ha-me-ha, is one of the many moves of Christian Weston Chandler, better known online as Chris-Chan. It is frequently used against many of Chris's adversaries, such as trolls, jerkops, and Mary Lee Walsh. It is done in the exact same way as the Kamehameha from Dragon Ball and its later sequels. The way Chris learned this move is unclear, although it was likely from an episode of Excel Saga, in which a "Nabehameha" is used, which is named after the series director.
"When cursing, I fell enraged or angry; I channel that energy between my hands, gathering them in and throwing them towards either the target I'm angry at, or the ground or skyward; a choice of words are optional, but they do seem to add more oomph to the attack." - Christian Weston Chandler, describing how the Curse-ye-ha-me-ha is performed.
by The Mudpie June 12, 2022
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Tiny Curse

Think of something funny and/or misfortunate to happen to someone you dislike, then look at them and say the words"I curse you."

Examples include causing the chicken from one's meal to vanish, or reversing the direction of one's gravitational pull.
"You can't do that or I'll curse you!"

--

"I'm sorry about when you both met Asher in the parking lot, he was wrong not to give you that money."

"That's why I Tiny Cursed him!"
by heheer February 2, 2024
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Salinzkie Curse

When a guy makes plans with a girl, but something causes there plans to be canceled. Repeatedly.
Person 1: Did you hear that Ken got cancelled on again?
Person 2: Shit, that's the third time this week. That nigga got the Salinzkie Curse.
by SatisfiedShark May 31, 2015
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